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ArchieHood

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  1. Dont get out as much as you'd like to then
  2. he's a member and his wife had a member
  3. nipples like scammell wheel nuts piss flaps like Gandhi's flip flops
  4. good effort Will,doesn't matter if its 2 or 102 its always nice to get out
  5. My Face Just to see the looks in the park when you shout out Come On My Face
  6. I had one from the missus today saying a badly burnt body had been found at the local tip,a mid aged male with a small penis, she was just checking i was ok
  7. Face like a bag of ferrets you can only piss with the cock you've got Sweating like a ni**er at a Alabama rape trial
  8. Heres a start Dido, nothing for hazel though Hope it some use http://www.willowscotland.co.uk/list.html
  9. Good effort SS ," a picture is always perfect in someone's eyes"
  10. good to see your boys are keen to get out
  11. If ever there was a need for social cleansing.
  12. did he miss and someone else do the job ?
  13. A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Jimmy says, "Vibrator, Miss." After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!!!"
  14. 4:1 sand to cement,add a small drop of washing up liquid to the water, build the wall level
  15. heres a link for Full Revelations of a Professional Rat Catcher, worth a read on a wet day http://www.booksshouldbefree.com/read.jsp?id=67
  16. EYES TEST Look at the picture below very carefully Have you noticed the girl in the background? Noticed her bum? if your answer is YES then go to Specksavers What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!
  17. you better get a quad bike zini, that's over 40 square miles
  18. depends on the condition, put some pics up and wait for the offers to come flooding in
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