So vins up the dales lamping his pup,,, he calls me around midnight whilst I'm at work,,,, he's a little worried, as where he's parked up ,,, having a brew,,, he notices somone walking down the lane,,, the fella is dressed in a poncho ,, a pair of shorts,, and Welles,,vin said on the phone he was one wierd looking fecker,,,,,now the really alarming thing was,, earlier on on the bottom fields he was lamping,, he could hear the sheep up top (near the lane) making a right old racket....
Don't you see some fecking sights at night,,,lets prey for vins safe return,,,lol