THE STIFFMEISTER

f***ing he’ll , bust , “couldnt take pic and show definition” legs like a shot crow , you look like you’ve just had callipers taken off

Pad videos next

I know , ffs grown men

Bangers is the Brett may of coursing

You couldn’t beat an egg mush

Bunch of mongs who’ve never exerted themselves in their lives talking distances and times none of them can do

Fair play that lad in the cap , sitting that man down . Well played . I know we in general only ever encounter the police when there’s transgressions but things like that top trump any sort of council estate omerta. Well played him. who the f**k would be a copper these days ?

Remember when you were sat in here all day begging for help from strangers , quick to f***ing act all high and mighty now your true colours pop out

Like hull

You of all folk should know by now bangers modus operandi of posting shite photos off the Internet and passing them off as his . hes got previous for that

When you tell your misses your ringing birds out the back, I’m sure that’s Not what she imagined you f***ing sad case

Oh f**k off

There’s an irony in that that you just couldn’t or would refuse to comprehend.

lol the only thing he’s stuck on is a badge after he’s been at the dentist Means f**k all to me his opinion , as I’m sure mine to his . If you and Bernard want to keep flirting , crack on

All clear and released apparently cctv footage of that area has shown @WILF walking down them stairs beforehand discussing carping in chalk ponds and the poor fella arced himself like a javelin into the deck case closed