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  1. where are ya mate i know a vets that does it for £30 ish?
  2. the dogs look perfectly healthy to me do you see them looking neglected so who is anybody to question someone else about how they keep their animals if they are looked after and kept healthy. my dogs for the record live in the house coz the misses won't have me kenneling them (don't say f#ck all bout the ferrets living outside though )
  3. chavvy gundog little mo and me are off to broughton game show tommorow and i think i'm gonna enter her in her first event has anybody got any tips or words of wisdom for me and leave the yellow snows well alone :D
  4. does she make you sit in a cage at meal times? By the sound of it , he does as he`s told wouldnt you then kk very wierd how did you get a pic of my other half ??? not wierd mate weve got loads that was a tame one we ? who we ? i dont mind sharing but its abit of a piss take when you got the pics and i havent can sell some at a large fee mate lol am very intersted, pm me the price here's the first for free ;)
  5. mushroom

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    it wasn't me, you saw nothing as for dabbling in everything i'm of to get pissed have a fight come home and bugger the wife.... who happens to be a sheep baa
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    Its what use do IRISH - Rape wives SCOTS - Drink whisky an fight WELSH - F*ck sheep Its just the way it is!!!!! i'm curious what do the english do then???
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    that's a bit strong i don't think the intention was to belittle marital rape bet ya wouldn't be p1ssed if he'd said mustapha's wife :D
  8. does she make you sit in a cage at meal times? By the sound of it , he does as he`s told wouldnt you then i'd do anything she said aswell mate espec if it involed whipped cream and strawberries
  9. bit loose are we??? :friends: two raw eggs and half a pint of milk every morning that should help :D
  10. cheers for the link will def be there tomoz i've got permission from the mrs :boogie:
  11. will the bitching ever end??? can someone tell me when this do is on please!
  12. why don't get out the oxy/accet and try and weld it :D
  13. Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... Typical male reply . . . . . Regardless of topic it always comes back to penises! you have a dirty mind i thought we were talking marriage tips :whistling: :D
  14. what are you a man or a mouse??? :D f#ck it go t'pub :tongue4:
  15. and that's a typical female reaction!!! Leave it in the middle of the drive so when she comes home she can't miss it and go to the pub with said lurcher you'll avoid the problem of a pending sh1t storm always works (in sending them into a blind rage but thats when you go back out shooting come to think of it i did this and had to sleep in the shed get a b&b )
  16. here's some pics. now these dogs have great temperments i've just had them out with my four and had no worries. they HAVEN'T worked before but i'll bet me nuts that they'll learn pretty quick. the bitch is entire but sadly the dogs balls have gone!!! any serious interest, oh and no w@nkers. untill they've got homes i'll put the time in and train 'em hopefully i'll be able to get 'em working once or twice
  17. i've been asked to test the water. a friend has these dogs they've not had proper training but are pretty well behaved but do require a couple of lessons. they are not aggressive just full of beans!!! they will be free to good homes but will be dropped off so a petrol contribution would be nice. you can come and see them no worries but if i sense messer they won't be comming to yours and as i've said i'll be dropping them off to make sure everything is cush thses are lovely dogs and will prob make crackin little ratters. pm me if interested but messers and peddlars don't bother edited co
  18. sorry guys but this don't work, you might aswell tell the bin men for all the good they'll do!!! real sorry for your loss just hope the :wankerzo4: gets what he deserves a good fkin hiding
  19. personaly i'd shoot the c#nts. if they were outside back into the house i'd drag 'em :whistling: :headshot:: :crazy: :D
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    anyone who has been around cows in general knows they can be unpredictable its really sad for this lady and her family
  21. loads in the middle of the road round preston area but only seen one live one while out shooting!
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    this "stampeding" is a common occurance what most people fail to realize is the majority of the time the cows will bluff and turn at the last minute when encouraged to do so . it's usually noisy or over excited dogs that really set the calving cows off into defensive mode.
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