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  1. mushroom

    Knives

    You could point your sasuage at them and tell them to stop or there get it. If you were near a gay bar they probably would stop. If near a normal pub or club you may get the armed response unit to you, and you could always tell them about the big boys. Or if this happens to you alot, don't buy any more chips, your just waisting your money. Hope that I have helped. lol Some advice worth taking on board, my man sausage cant be whipped out quickly though, ever seen boogie nights dirk diggler baby :dance: :dance:
  2. an argumentative fool who as swampy said should be avoided like an indian brass with a dose of the clap

  3. Handle them often ,feed them,[full rabbits or birds none of that baggrd shite]fresh water, clean bedding,room to grow, thats all it takes,as for tapping them on the nose , a load of tosh, spouted by people who know F A about looking after ferrets in my opinion. everybody has a different way i guess but to state they know F A about keeping fezzers 'cos they tap/flick them when they bite is a bit strong aint it??? i know people who've never raised their hand to anything usually their dogs are not under control or their kids and forget going anywhere near their ferrets As i
  4. Handle them often ,feed them,[full rabbits or birds none of that baggrd shite]fresh water, clean bedding,room to grow, thats all it takes,as for tapping them on the nose , a load of tosh, spouted by people who know F A about looking after ferrets in my opinion. everybody has a different way i guess but to state they know F A about keeping fezzers 'cos they tap/flick them when they bite is a bit strong aint it??? i know people who've never raised their hand to anything usually their dogs are not under control or their kids and forget going anywhere near their ferrets
  5. mushroom

    Knives

    a bit of mastic should fix that right up!!! :D be good ass new
  6. he was here yeterday bout 10ish or was it mrs hubbs who knows. I said it ages ago GREED + MONEY= DON'T GIVE F#CK BOUT THE POOR DOG :no:. pity the dog now has no hope really
  7. mushroom

    Knives

    so we can take our guns clubbing??? :blink: ace!!
  8. if you need to feed them forced put the fezzer/cat biscuits into a bowl add warm water (or puppy milk) and leave to go soggy mix it all up ito a runny paste and use a metacam syringe or similar to squirt the biscuit mix into it's mouth worked for one of mine when she wouldn't eat. atb hope this helps
  9. Handle them often ,feed them,[full rabbits or birds none of that baggrd shite]fresh water, clean bedding,room to grow, thats all it takes,as for tapping them on the nose , a load of tosh, spouted by people who know F A about looking after ferrets in my opinion. everybody has a different way i guess but to state they know F A about keeping fezzers 'cos they tap/flick them when they bite is a bit strong aint it??? i know people who've never raised their hand to anything usually their dogs are not under control or their kids and forget going anywhere near their ferrets
  10. Because im a crap driver.............. don't worry mate it happens i decided that my nissan (sunny) could handle a bit of lamping needless to say the ditch bush and tree all disagreed so did the wife and the farmer the next day when he p1ssed himself laughing as he dragged the owd girl outta the ditch.
  11. mushroom

    Knives

    gotta say i've not come across a genuine reason for taking my six inched blade clubbing yet. maybe it's just me being unreasonable thinking there aint a use in a club/pub/footi match but hey
  12. pardon??? just say ok, It's the heat you see, he gets all mixed up with posts. lol bless him is he flustered :clapper:
  13. have they been castrated?, as castrated hob's (hoblets) can be left all year round with the jills, I have one hoblet with six jills in the court, another court has three hoblets, and one jill, all get on fine, but my vasectamised (snipped) hob, still needs to be kept seperate, as do all the intact hobs (all in individual cages) You keep all the hobs on their lonesome stubby? Is there a specific reason for it because I have intact hobs all together all year round without any trouble. ditto i use to have a really big hob(1.6 kilos) who lived with my other hob (1.2 kilos) both i
  14. A big difference between a tap on the nose and a "good" flick on the nose IMO don't want to start a row but chastising something does not mean violent abuse there is a line that we all know about wheather it is our dogs, ferrets or kids they all get a telling then after that a clip not a good hiding. i've got a rescued fezzer that has had the old trick of having it's teeth ripped out (poor little f0cker) not even sure of the benifits of this practice she struggles to eat (but i have seen the other jills tearing pieces of rabbit and dropping them near to her wheather this is intentional is
  15. Got rid of the Corsa, got me self a golf ain't I. mk3 GTI??? need a new amp? :D
  16. it would have to be a civil case unless, when the RSPCA present the case to the CPS (like the police do) they (the CPS) decide weather there is enough evidence at hand to enable prosicution. Can anyone see the CPS doing this??? i think not :wankerzo4:
  17. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, do you hunt in a shell suit and reebok classics? :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: forgot the burberry cap and gold Slipping Tyson, Rocky and Psycho through the back window of a Vauxhall Corsa...................... no women and rave music blaring out i'm sayin nowt Thought I'd seen you both out, wicked, next time ya c me, come on over and have a chow.LOL want some chicken???
  18. i play like this with my big hob he loves a good play scrap out of the jills (which are all well handled) omly one will play like this the other three preferring to hold onto something else pants, socks etc but not fingers or any flesh
  19. i think the real issue is that it will be swept away out of sight with no consequences to the officer involved!!! i've already said that if it was anyone of here the book would be hitting us straight away. law in this country is very unbalanced
  20. my way of doing it has never resulted in harm to the little buggers and it seems to have worked so much so that i allow (wait for the tide of sh1t) my 6 year old to handle, feed and play whenever she wants with them. Yes she knows to offer her knuckles not fingers don't be to quick in movements etc still waiting for her to have that painful learning curve but it hasn't happened yet
  21. i take it you were the passenger then :D Yes, my job is to eat a bargain bucket whilst giving passers by 'ard looks and wishing I was old enough to shave............. or wax
  22. i take it you were the passenger then :D
  23. bloody hilarious (dutchie) "i've gutta cot naw it's a gud cot" priceless :clapper: good site that
  24. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, do you hunt in a shell suit and reebok classics? :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: forgot the burberry cap and gold Slipping Tyson, Rocky and Psycho through the back window of a Vauxhall Corsa...................... no women and rave music blaring out i'm sayin nowt
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