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  1. nelson

    women

    BTW 4 foot 9,Black hair,blue eyes not bad tits or so im told Slim..dog lover looking for someone to teach me how to run dogs :thumbs-up: What does "BTW" mean :wacko: Bring the washing in ? Best tit w*nk ? Bad teeth & warts ? Speak English woman
  2. Come onlads,lets not start nockin' the good ol' US of A,there are loads of things good to come out of the place,like er,well there's erm,well there must be something :11:
  3. :11: Or that mincing tw*t Ben Fogle
  4. We've had it now,one of them will read it - believe it and start bombing us,
  5. :welcomeani: Sorry about the p*ss take,Ditch Sh*tter makes me do it,threatens to take my pocket money if i don't :welcomeani:
  6. With the greatest respect for the man,if you piss about with the stuff he pissed about with,sooner or later it's going to get you isn't it. He was a complete fruit cake,but brlliant to watch on TV,poor bugger
  7. Nice heads on 'em mate,is there a bit of bull in them?
  8. England "going down the shitter",my arse,we've just got a new mosque and an Indian takeaway :wacko:
  9. nelson

    women

    The only thing wrong with brown hair and small tit's is the mouth that go's with them
  10. F*ck,put it on the wrong topic :11: I blame this slight slip in concentration on Ditch shitter for posting something on the Newbie thread which caused me to laugh so much i didn't know what my name was for a good 20 minutes
  11. In the 1980's whilst representing the British Army,i did service a rather large lady in a market town in Yorkshire,the Walrus was a rather heavy girl and i was left with it as my mate was upstairs seeing to a smaller,slimmer altogether more attractive young lady. Having got to the point where i could not drink any more, i surrenderd myself to the fact that 2nd class f*cking is better than 1st class w*nking. I allowed the Walrus to drag me upstairs and impressed her with my libido,the beast then fell asleep and i made my escape,getting my mate as i went,who did what i would have done
  12. nelson

    4X4

    I agree with you Night walker,the auto car we have is ferkin great,go to the states and everything is automatic.I dont know why folk dont like them,even women can drive them :kiss:
  13. :11: Has it got legs or wheels,do you take it for a walk on a skate board ?
  14. :11: Admit it, you were just looking for a topic to put "long narrow and stiff " in weren't you
  15. The dog is definately,typical Nuttal in every way,the Dam,well she is very similar to my bitch and i asked the same question when i saw her. The bloke i got her from assures me he got both his dog and bitch from Nuttal himself,i have no reason to doubt him as he is an honest bloke. Fact is the Dam of my bitch and my bitch are not what i would call typical Nuttal,neither would a lot of people i suppose. In all honesty,i wasn't that bothered about their lines,they both are working,the dog looks like a minature staffy and both were well marked through work,so i was quite happy to h
  16. As i was pleasuring myself on the wife the other night (and watching telly to take my mind of it) i got to thinking how i first pulled her :wacko: I think it was my favourite chat up line at the time that did it.......... " If you don't struggle,i wont hurt you", So whats yours
  17. It all starts with a breed standard, and the breed standard would have been agreed by a commitee of breeders with varying interests.They will have decided what "stamp" of dog they would like call a lakeland and that would have been what people/breeders/rossette hunters etc.would strive for perfection from. As time has gone on it has been more benificial for certain breeders/kennels to over state certain breed particulars,eg. in the case of the Fox Terrier,a deep chest for heart and lung room :wacko: German Sheperd dog,sloping back and short back legs :wacko: And the less said
  18. Fair point Royston,and thats what i thought first off but i'll wait at least until her next break down.
  19. Its the O'Capheaton terrier,a relation of the Capheaton terrier,feared across the land
  20. nelson

    4X4

    Easy one that,i have a manual truck and an automatic car,the wife scares me to death when she drives the truck as she has no idea why the thing is moving The car she scares me to death in as she has no idea why it is moving but...........we dont weave all over the place when she changes gear,also you dont get whip lash from her gear changes either I aren't to sure why folk dont like automatics though,we have central heating,automatic washing machines,kettles that turn themselves off and we dont believe a car can find the best gear for the right moment,strange one that. :wacko:
  21. Capheaton Squirrel-cat,very rare almost mythical creature,pursude relentlessly by cruel men with Capheaton terriers.
  22. Thanks for the advice Marra,its good to talk.You and a lot of other people have said the same thing and you're all correct,the bitch is a bit young and would benefit more from a good season or two yet So i wont be breeding from her this year,thanks to those people who hace PM'd me though :thumbs-up:
  23. That is one seriousley good looking pup matey,seems to be a jack russel with a bit of bull terrier and beagle in it,very nice
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