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    That's bloody awful... Makes me feel really sick to think of it That poor old man... Salclalin - look out for your lurcher if there's 10 of them, but if you happen to find out who they are and have a few handy mates who just happen to see the fuckwits one dark night... well, anything could happen really, couldn't it? It would be really tragic if anything bad happened to these yobs.
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    You lot have put me right off my bacon sandwich now... They are just soooo cute at that age :blush:
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    hope you're feeling better today Hollie x

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    camper than a row of tents funny as f**k, nearly fell off sofa when i seen this I see nothing funny... Pretty boys turn into handsome men, and if you find one who is articulate, polite, and caring, grab him while he's stil young and cute Okay, so even if he does turn out to be gay he can still be your best friend
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    That's a fine looking collie Hannah I spent more time than I should have photographing a black lab pup this afternoon, hard to put the camera down when they are sooooo cute
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    Lovely photos Love the 3rd and 4th shots - brightened up a gloomy day
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    As long as were talking curves and not curves on curves here......... ....no definitely curves. Not fat. Curvy. Pamela Anderson curvy or Dawn French curvy.... lol, don't think pamela anderson is curvy mate, just got bit tits.............. marilyn munro was curvy.. marilyn Monroe was a size 16 .. seeminly thats fat today Actually, a size 16 these days is fatter than it used to be... I was quite impressed when I found size 12 jeans fitted me, then I read this... dress sizes
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    Maybe the first shot doesn't need the 2nd lamp post? I love the 2nd one - very evocative, but rather sad... But the last one... well, how could I not love Buddy! He's lovely, and you've done a nice job on the blurring too
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    I'd suggest to your missus (in a tactful and persuasive way, obviously) that she finds herself a new friend... Meanwhile have a good rant, then when you've calmed down a little go and slap the fat bad-mannered slag and tell her to get the f**k out of your house
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    Depends where the curves are I guess... My other half loves my curves, but I'm pretty sure he would be unimpressed if my waist disappeared under the "curves" (mountain of blubber) Moulin Rouge has a lot to answer for!
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    madness

    MuttleMcTuttle replied to rob.i's topic in General Talk

    Blimey How fat do you have to be? Bring on the cream cakes and chips!
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    Good luck with your new venture, hope it goes well
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    madness

    MuttleMcTuttle replied to rob.i's topic in General Talk

    Oh FFS... Why don't they just let the fat b*****ds eat themselves to death? Don't they realise there will be mass unemployment due to the closing of pie factories, pizza parlours and chip shops?
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    What a lot of wimps... I like cows. Kindred spirits maybe But seriously you do need to treat them with a bit of respect, specially if they have calves at foot. Most of the time they are just curious, and a bit over-friendly, but best not get between mum and her baby...
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    Gorgeoua shots, love the B&W and the Kingfisher The moral of the story is take your camera everywhere
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    Yes, 'tis true girls who ride are usually fit, and have muscles in all the right places... Watch out for the ones with whips and spurs though
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    Ringworm can be a bugger to get rid of because the spores hang on clothing and beds etc for months so it can keep coming back... A cream like canestan is quite effective, and try and keep the pup's environment as clean as you can. Ringworm is often self-limiting, tending to affect the more vulnerable animals, like pups, or entering the system through cuts and scratches or nail beds, so hopefully in a few months your pups immune system will be able to deal with it. Ivermectin may indeed kill everything, including your dog if you get the dose wrong or it's one of the breeds that are very sens
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    I'd make a pie with the chicken, bacon & mushrooms and a white wine & herb sauce & serve it with the new tatties and carrots. I'm not a fan of mouldy cheese so I'll just eat an apple and drink the left-over wine while you serve up the roquefort with the pears
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    That blind lady must have been terrified, I just hope her dog was okay... I hope they caught the guy responsible.
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    It's so nice to read things like that - good that some of you appreciate your wives and proud to say you love 'em Been with my other half over 20 years now... it seems longer
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    Define "cheap"... Cheap and wildlife photography are not words you would normally use in the same sentence Rather depends on the wildlife, how close you can get to them, and how much you are prepared to spend... I'd suggest a secondhand DSLR and if you're on a tight budget, a lens in the 70-300 range, or if you have a bit more cash to spare get a 300 or 400mm prime lens. A compact or a bridge camera with a good zoom might do the job but it depends on what sort of image quality you're looking for and bear in mind the fact that they are rubbish when it comes to moving targets because of
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    is it worth a beginner like me watching it kathy There are much better tutorials on the web Kay. The programme didn't offer much help when it came to technical stuff like what settings to use and lighting etc. Very much for absolute beginners, mainly dealt with composition which I reckon you've got a natural eye for anyway Might be worth a look if they do one on landscape photography, but they'll probably just tell you to get up early in the morning and use a tripod...
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    Oh dear oh dear... Suddenly anyone can be a wedding photographer Apart from me, of course... I shall have to save up for the right sort of compact camera, my old DSLR doesn't even have a pop-up flash for when it gets dark...
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    Lovely shots - I love the first one, and it's a great shot of the two young 'uns.
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