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stealthy1

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  1. A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am". The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude". "You must be a technician." said the balloonist. "I am" replied the man "how did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is pr
  2. That innocent blind pensioner in Chorley who was tazered might disagree with you Then the innocent blind pensioner in Chorley was not innocent, or blind, probably another benefit scammer, that'll save the taxpayer a wad. Not in this case . Google Colin farmer tazered Read it, he's not blind, he's a scammer.
  3. That innocent blind pensioner in Chorley who was tazered might disagree with you Then the innocent blind pensioner in Chorley was not innocent, or blind, probably another benefit scammer, that'll save the taxpayer a wad.
  4. If you were ill, you would not be stupid enough to get your self tazered. You only get tazered when your being an arsehole and having a go at the police. The Sweeny days of duffing you up are long gone.
  5. Got the golf trolley type with two wheels, does a good job, wide wheels so it doesn't get bogged down, and it's never capsized.
  6. Got one in the garden, gets weaker every year, think it's at it's worst at the minute. All the trees in the area here that are next to roads have it. And Ash die back is every were here, you can see all the young trees at the side of the roads are dead or dying.
  7. I'm starting to wonder how many other kids there are in the same position, surely the mother didn't dream this up on her own.
  8. Did your truck roll over while you were taking the pic. Good shooting.
  9. It's hard to believe a mother could do that to her kids and still sleep at night.
  10. so she could claim benefits. If you can't trust your mother, who can you trust. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/15/woman-jailed-for-faking-childrens-illnesses-to-claim-benefits
  11. Its ironic that they arrive by dingy, ask for our help, and now they have a house and benefits, they don't want to swim with us.
  12. Tenner says he was up him self and that's why he was tasered.
  13. Every year you work a ferret, the better they get, and the more valuable they become to you. And it's the heart crushing decision to leave one behind because you couldn't find it all because you were to tight to buy a locator.
  14. A ferret finder is an asset, not the be all and end all of location, I have a MK3m.
  15. Remember laughing at yuppies with big brick sized mobile phones, but now everybody has one.
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