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  1. socks

    ouch

    If you shout at someone really loudly and call them bad names they normally back down and you are the winner? .......
  2. socks

    Fix bayonets

    However boris has just announced cutting the British army by 10,000 personnel that’s a very bad move.
  3. socks

    ouch

    Ninjitsu isn’t really a specific martial art it’s the guea tactics that were used by the Japanese ninja and included martial arts archery horse skills information collection etc.
  4. A funny man ........
  5. socks

    ouch

    Jeet Kun do was the pre curser to MMA and was the brainchild of Bruce lee who combined many martial arts and boxing as he was fed up of fights taking so long with strategic set moves that don’t really work in the real world. he simplified everything down to finishing a fight quick. For example instead of a Jordan Geri which is taught in karate ( kick to the head ) he teaches kicks to the groin knees etc such as wing Chung teaches. You can kick somebody in the balls quicker and with more balance than you can the head and once they’ve buckled down then kick them in the head if you want. In
  6. Good man we always need new shit bucket scrapers ???
  7. In my defence he is a good looking lad ?
  8. Fukc sake I thought that was you ???
  9. socks

    Pet hates.

    Ok I’m sorry tell Marie I’m not really a top porn star ??? ........
  10. That reminded me of the film with Cuba gooding junior and Robert de Niro “ men of honour “ about the first black US naval diver. Brilliant film.
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    Pet hates.

    For a change of conversation what are your pet hates. I’ve got a few from bad drivers to people who just stop in the middle of the isle in the supermarket to talk to their mate to women who spend 5 minuets putting their change and receipts in their purse when they know your waiting to be served. BUT my pet hate that drives me fukcing nuts is people that talk over you when your trying to explain something especially when your on the phone. A simple conversation takes twice as long because they keep interrupting you and talking over you. I have started just hanging up on people that do it to
  12. Yes but I do use a catch alive box traps if a ferret doesn’t show as they keep the warm and dry if the weather is shit.
  13. That looks a million times better mate ??? ......
  14. Leeds legend Peter Lorimer has died aged 74 ......
  15. The way that dog is moving and the way he straightens up to turn are all indications of a back problem ........
  16. The way that dog is moving is being caused by more than adhesions from scar tissue ......
  17. Yep I banished myself ? ......
  18. Has that dog had a back injury ? It’s got a very stiff gait and stands upright to turn ......
  19. I don’t need a gang of dog’s to work the thickest cover known to man I’ve got this fukcing idiot ...... https://youtube.com/shorts/EEMe--3Y7XY
  20. I use them a lot on motorway jobs as you can’t risk a rabbit running across the carriageways ........
  21. Bolt traps work perfectly ....
  22. On grazes or scuffed pads I use sudecreme on splits or exposed nail beds I use Stockholm tar.
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