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  1. I was kicked out of a show once because my bitch had a nick on her stopper pad ... I didn't think it was that bad ...........
  2. Kept dogs and hunted all through my army career mate .....
  3. I remember patrolling down a wooded hill in Kosovo when we came under contact ... As we took cover one of the lads tripped and went head overs tits down the hill ... Arms and legs flying all over the place his kit coming apart off him and being scattered all over the hill until he ended up in a shit pit full of pig muck ... Fukc me we were all laughing so much that we couldn't return fire for about 2 minuets lol ..........
  4. Only cos your wife wasn't there to save you that time Exactly mate she wears the trousers in my house .......
  5. I still think my near miss with the girl guides is the scariest story .........
  6. This site is full of fannys ........
  7. Seems to be a common complaint in balding, over weight middle aged men Must be universal seeing as I don't fall into any of those categories ........
  8. I fukcing hate the sun with a passion I can't wait for autumn to arrive .........
  9. I remember once shouting out of my window at a load of girl guides that were walking past making a noise ... I made sure I hid behind the curtains incase they seen me .............
  10. Fukc me johnny that's not a bush that a fukcing rainforest ..........
  11. They looked pissed to me the way they were falling over every time they missed a punch ... That fella seriously needs to grow a pair of balls and man the fukc up ... What he did was as cowardly an act as them shitskins ... No matter how hard or how soft you are basic primal instinct must kick in at some stage ... If that was my missus I would have been single the second they left ... She is the woman I am the man and its my duty to protect her no matter what the odds ........
  12. C'mon then the coursing lads who is this fella with that breeding from Doncaster .... Normally can't stop you coursing lads crabbing each other so let's have a name ........
  13. just depends, shooting a lot of cows just now on silage with the shotgun and do rabbit work with the airgun and ferrets! Tha farmer won't be happy if your shooting his cows fella ...........
  14. The problem is wilf that no man knows how he is going cope with what he sees or does in in a wartime situation until it actually happens ... You can have the hardest meanest most not giving a fukc fella you know and watch him crumble before your eyes as the shit hits the fan ... It's impossible to asses anybody's mental robustness ... There are things that keep some people awake at night that other people would laugh at and forget about in 5 seconds ... You are still very much a child at 18 and are not mentally equipped to deal with some things logically and unfortunately for these lads not b
  15. That's a bit silly that is it not...I have a year old son here who is a right wee chubby chap...and he's in the 96th percentile for age/weight...which means 96% of kids his age are lighter than him...am I worried eh....no....is the health visitor/doc worried eh....no...he's a strong, healthy and robust kid...never ill or poorly...all of my kids have been wee chubby things...all pictures of health and well being...wife has mates with skinny wee runty kids always ill and snottering all over... Strong and robuslty well fleshed far better than keeping them light.... My boy was exactly the
  16. If this wasn't a squadded run/march then as sad as it is them lads can't blame anybody else for what happened ... A real shame which ever way it pans out ..........
  17. I never said they were unfit as fitness is a personal thing but the fact remains that MOST TA lads will not have the experience or training of a full time soldier ... to say anything different is silly ... It's like saying a special bobby has the experience and knowledge of a full time copper .........
  18. Fitness has nothing to do with it .... Training and education has everything to do with it and a TA soldier will have nowhere near the knowledge and experience of a full time soldier fit or not and that's what makes the difference when the shit hits the fan .........
  19. Dress smartly start with a good morning good afternoon and be polite through the whole conversation and you will be ok ... Some farmers who say no may change their mind later on when they have thought about it so take printed copies of your details to leave with them .......
  20. Just read the article and I find it strange thAt 6 of them collapsed as the hill phase of selection is an individual effort so for 6 people to push themselves to that state at the same time is pretty remote ... Reading between the lines it seems to me they were on a squadded tab/run which if is the case whoever was taking that is in a world of shit ...........
  21. This again proves the point that a TA soldier is miles apart from a full time soldier ... Taking on board plenty of fluids is basics when you are on an arduous rout march and something that is drilled into you through your basic training and on into your career ... A mechanic or banker etc that turns up once a week for two hours then a weekend here and there is NEVER going to be at the same level as a professional soldier yet the government is cutting back on service men and increasing the TA's ... Part time soldiers defending the country ......... However these lads will have gone through
  22. If you have a healthy active puppy it would be almost impossible to make it obese as it will be burning off the excess food ........
  23. Yep the sled dogs in Alaska eat dried salmon all through the winter .........
  24. Lol you must have giant terriers then ..........
  25. Had mine out for a nice summer splash around today ........
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