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  1. I'm not saying he is running the dog into the ground I am sure andy is far mor experienced and sensible for that to happen BUT evry post is ... Look how fukced Venus is ... Poor old Venus can't get up on her bed ... Look at the picture my dogs are in front and poor old Venus is behind with her tounge out .... Do you see what I mean ??? ......
  2. Andy I am sure its not your intentional but this whole thread is comming across as look how fit my dogs are and look how unfit and always fukced Venus is ... I walk my dogs evey day for miles and they can go and go and go ... TOMO obviously doesn't walk Venus the same but I will get her fit for him whilst he is on his holidays that's if she can get up on her bed after our last walked that fukced her up because she is so unfit ... Do you see what I mean ??? I wouldn't be happy if I was TOMO and that was my dog being downed every day after every walk ............
  3. Lambrini don't be so uncouth you fukcing heathen .........
  4. 14% proof tell you what mate lets go bottle for bottle on this girlie drink ............ Don't be daft.... Challenging a Scotsman to a drinking comp.... Whatever next..... Lol Lovely ... game on a six pack of Chardonnay it is then lol ..........
  5. Lol it's quite nice mate once skinned .........
  6. 14% proof tell you what mate lets go bottle for bottle on this girlie drink ............
  7. I can confirm that a dry muscat is the perfect accompaniment to a dr oetker pizza special ........
  8. Theres was a young lad doing the rounds a good while back. He asked anyone fancy an arm wrestle. Well he was not a big lad so i thought "No problem". he said some stuff to me, touched my arm in a few bits then we started to arm wrestle. I'm giving it big licks and he's just laughing...starts drinking his pint and taking the piss.......god knows how he done that... Easily explained your a weak jock faggot lol ....... Seen that coming............. Still beat you though......... I've broken bigger arms than yours to get to a competition .........
  9. Theres was a young lad doing the rounds a good while back. He asked anyone fancy an arm wrestle. Well he was not a big lad so i thought "No problem". he said some stuff to me, touched my arm in a few bits then we started to arm wrestle. I'm giving it big licks and he's just laughing...starts drinking his pint and taking the piss.......god knows how he done that... Easily explained your a weak jock faggot lol .......
  10. How the feck did he pour dozens of fish out of an empty bucket in front of 50 people ... Amazing ........
  11. Its on watch +1 now ... The guy is f***ing amazing ......
  12. Been watching this new series WTF :icon_eek:
  13. We haven't got a name to call you lot, well apart from the obvious ones... We all know the obvious ones Malt! "Me'Lord......"? "The conquerers......"? "The mighty white Dragons!"? Just messing, as far as I'm concerned we're all brothers under the union flag, all equal. The conquerors you have had your arses kicked by the Normans the Vikings the Romans the germanians and the jocks and welsh :laugh: .............
  14. Its got nothing to do with being a fanny a faggot a baby etc etc etc its about common decency and the FACT that some things no matter what ain't fukcing funny ... So the ones of us that think certain subjects will never be funny are all fannys blah blah blah so that implies that all you that find anything funny are all big rough tough hard men ............
  15. There are some things that are not funny no matter what and a death of a child is one of those things ... Especially when the child has died an horrific never ending painful death ..........
  16. No tampon the fella asked a question I answered it ... So do you think a joke about this kid wouldn't be offensive ???
  17. There is a thread running about a poor wee 4 year old that died after being beaten and tortured for most of his life ... Would you find a joke about that funny ??????
  18. I never said I don't train them to jump as I obviously do ...BUT I also don't encourage manic jumping so that every obstacle they come to they think they have to jump ... Dogs ain't stupid and if you leave them to work things out for themselves as youngsters they will find the quickest and safest way whether it be over under or through an obstacle ... So why condition a dog mentally to always jump when there could be a big hole in the fence 5 meters away that is obviously a safer option to take .........
  19. What's the big deal if he finds a gap instead of jumping ? There is less chance of an jury on frozen uneven ground if the dog pushes through a gap rather than jumps ... I teach all my dogs to jump but I let them find their own way over under or through an obstacle ... Sometimes they will choose to jump sometimes they will go under and sometimes they will find a gap to go through as long as they end up in the same field as me I'm happy ...........
  20. socks

    Releasing A Hawk

    Millet I am on a squirrel job tomorrow and the old fella that's giving me a hand is one of the top goshawk boys in the country if you want the bird sorted I could ask him for you .......
  21. You should be able to tell now mate .......
  22. The dam looks similar to your old bitch mate. Any relation ? No mate no relation at all ......
  23. I have sen both parents to these dogs work and the pups will be crackers ... Worker to worker at a sensible price ... You won't go far wrong with one of these pups ......
  24. They are a couple of weeks off laying yet mate .........
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