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  1. It's for respiratory problems guys ... I'm going to see my vet tomorrow to see if I can get some ... if not then I will be back to you kind gentlemen ........
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    Wayne Rooney

    Do you think her nose and lips are natural? Erm I don't think I said they were ...... Erm I know. i was just asking your opinion. Erm right got you lol .....
  3. How many blokes does this refer to lol ...... https://www.(!64.56:886/helloUcomedy/videos/734504923417965/
  4. I would happily buy a bottle off you if you have one spare ......
  5. socks

    Wayne Rooney

    Do you think her nose and lips are natural? Erm I don't think I said they were ......
  6. Need a vets prescription mate ......
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    Wayne Rooney

    What an ugly f****r ......
  8. Fukcing putrid mess .......
  9. I'm after some liquid tylan for my chickens lads if anybody can help me out ... cheers.
  10. But he is out on bale ......
  11. Even in a major catastrophe nobody wants the vegan food .......
  12. I've always got a knife on my belt ... Tesco pub everywhere ... but I do live in a very rural place ... people walk into the bank with their shotguns in a slip over their shoulder lol ......
  13. Man arrested in Australia for slitting kangaroo's throat in 'abhorrent' killing http://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested-in-australia-for-slitting-kangaroos-throat-in-abhorrent-killing-11015355
  14. Ice pack should only be on for 10 minuets off for five back on for ten etc a max of three times per go .......
  15. Take the top middle fin on the tail and gently pull to the left until it clicks and then to the right then pull backwards and the intestine will come out ..... however I don't do this when they are alive I stick a knife through their head first to kill them ......
  16. I'm catching them from an inlet of the Thames so not the cleanest water in the world ... purging cleans them out of any crap and takes away the shitty river taste ...... Saves you cutting out the shit vein too. You can take the intestine out easily before cooking Can do, but if it's been purged long enough with nothing to eat, there's nothing in the shit vein. Have you seen what those things eat? Yep their diet is almost identical to yours lol ........
  17. I'm catching them from an inlet of the Thames so not the cleanest water in the world ... purging cleans them out of any crap and takes away the shitty river taste ...... Saves you cutting out the shit vein too. You can take the intestine out easily before cooking
  18. I'm catching them from an inlet of the Thames so not the cleanest water in the world ... purging cleans them out of any crap and takes away the shitty river taste ......
  19. Thick cut white batch real salted butter fish finger sandwich with sea salt MMMmmmm ........
  20. A handshake is as far as I go ... I don't even like getting a hug off women apart from my mother wife and kids ... all this hello darling kiss kiss hug hug fukcing sickens me .... look me in the eye and shake my hand job done ......
  21. If your doing blackberry jam here's the crack mate ..... Weigh the blackberries and add the same amount of sugar, add the juice of a lemon (1 lemon per 2kg) Boil for at least 45 mins Make sure everything is spotlessly clean and sterilised, don't touch the inside of the jars as any bacteria will make the jam go mouldy.
  22. Ok don't show off nobody likes a show off lol ..... I was only asking as I did the mapric course many moons ago and there was a civvie instructor who was a proper eccentric and I was wondering if he was still there .......
  23. fukced if I know lol ........ Any chance you can ask I've only ever used blackberry's, and it goes off after a few day's I'd like to make one that lasts. will ask her later mate ......
  24. Fukcing boils my piss ... what the fukc has this country turned into .......,
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