Last weekend I was off out for a few goats with my young lad,I rose at 7 and decided to have a cup of brew and a piece of apple pie before i woke the young lad.So into the kitchen i went and put the kettle on,like ye do.Got out my cup and sugar and milk and grabed th coffe jar.While waiting for the kettle to boil I thought a slice or two of toast would be nice,so onto the grill went the slices of bread and in no time I had 2 pieces of apple pie,3 slices of toast and the kettle ready.I put me spoon of coffe into the cup as ye do,added sugar,milk and stirred to the left rather than the right if