A drunk staggers into a
Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but
says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times
to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds
three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles,
"ain't no use knockin, theres no paper on this
side either!"
Mary Clancy goes up to Father
> O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's
> in tears.
> He says, "So what's