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    dvds

    mackem replied to borderbitch's topic in Miscellaneous

    Is it the 5 disc box-set for £6
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    My Home .

    mackem replied to lanesra's topic in General Talk

    Huge country,some parts better than others,hope you get to visit someday
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    I was told flowers of sulphur burnt below roosting pheasant will stupify the sleeping birds and they will fall from their perch The worst was a spurred gamefowl released into a field containing cock pheasant will engage them in battle and lay them low
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    Earrings are fine on Fop's,Dandies,1980's new wave romantic types,camp effeminate cape-wearing highwaymen,and piratical sea-going swashbucklers
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    I saw that advert a while ago,the DVD must be worth the coin as its endorsed by
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    Teddd welcomes all suggestions regarding his brand-name,your idea has been forwarded to the relevant R&D department for scrutiny Teddd himself is unavailable for comment at this moment in time due to high-level meetings with Publicist Max Clifford regarding the imminent launch of his new best-seller "Tedwater-the phenomenon"(£24.99 including P&P).
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    Its not going to be hyphenated,Teddd has decided upon the Tedddscock BARF brand name with a "Just chew it" slogan on the side of the tin
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    Hancock is currently trying to hitch his wagon onto Teddd's and invest in the tedwater brand,talks are underway as we speak William Hill,Ladbrokes etc have dropped their odds on tedwater legend betting as of today. http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/209708-a-tenner-for-tedwater/
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    Whatever it is,its something in the water
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    Legends are material to be moulded,and not facts to be recorded
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    Why?All he did is name the stretch of road he was pulled over on,if he said he was pulled on the M25 or the M1 would he still have deserved stick?
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    http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/208984-tedwater-pup/ The legend continues
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    Yesterday was the 1'st of july,f*ck I hate the first day of the month,time to settle bills,debits,mortgage the whole kit'n'kaboodle,wasnt it Mr Micawber who said "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery."?My expenditure certainly exceeds my income but thats life.I was en-route to HSBC to pay off something or other when I passed the bookies,my mate Clever Trevor works there,he is a male version of Carol Vorderman,not in looks,but he can do sums without using his fingers,not that he hasnt got fingers to use,he actually has the full complement of
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    You will get something with Pedigree's and X'es in Monday or tuesday,make a bit of "Me" time,settle back with a cup of tea and enjoy
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    Its also an incentive to stitch people up F*ck this,if the UK collapses into a lawless free-for-all like Somalia you can all go and claim asylum in the states or Australia or NZ
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    He used to be "down south" once a week,sometimes twice,he also used to frequent scotland quite a bit,as far north as you can get(caithness),to be honest he has taken more than his fair share
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    Go back to the BOP's for a while chris,maybe you just need a break and return to the game when your fresh.
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    F*cking hell,it MUST be bad for you to say that Chris I remember someone getting caught poaching GOLDFISH in Durham
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    No,the latex opium is extracted from the seed pods by scoring with one of those tri-bladed nushtar tools,you cant get any effect from walking through a field of papaver somniferum You can grow opium poppies in the UK without a government licence though your not allowed to extract the latex.A field of poppies always looks beautiful
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    Nice catch Robert
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    I have been to world championships at the Araneta in Manila several times,the atmosphere is indescribable and electric
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