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  1. How many lessons did you have?I am booking a trial lesson on a Quik GT450 here in the UK for a few weeks time,i have found an intensive month long course in Thailand which i am thinking about I went on one years ago over the pinatubo lava fields and really enjoyed the experience.
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    yamaha r1..

    Kudos for the trip,wouldnt mind knowing his route
  3. I didnt realise at the time that Peshawar was a cheap place for westerners to buy kilos of heroin,plain clothes police stopped me at the train station as I was waiting for a train to rawalpindi maybe suspecting me of transporting drugs,I had two pistols without a valid reason and they were expecting me to pay them off rather than risk a court appearance I think,funny times £8 was a result
  4. Been to court in Peshawar,pakistan,got fined £8 but the coppers who took me made me pay for the taxi from the station to the courtroom and I was fast-tracked,went straight to the front of the queue,loads of shaven-headed manacled pakistani type hoodlums and ne'er-do-well's sitting waiting to be dealt with and I was given priority
  5. The pups arent going to be EXACTLY similar to the littles hobo are they?As in do a runner and dissapear at the end of a night lamping are they?
  6. What level of legendary status can one expect of a Tedwater canine?Common or garden local legend?THL lurcher forum type status?Merle start of a dynasty written word type celebrity?Or Scooby-doo and Rintintin type media icon?
  7. I am in a Jackie Chan movie,I was training in Lau Gar at the time,we filmed all day and you see me on screen walking past a fight dressed in victorian costume for all of a second Met the Dali Lamma and shook his hand,spun the prayer wheels and chanted a bit of nam myoho renge kyo
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    Rabbits

    Nope,had them fried in oil in asia,the guy was touting them as having aphrodisiacal qualities,they are all carapace and chitin,the ones I munched tasted of dirty oil and thats it Whats the size of the scorpion population in Bedfont paid?
  9. Watched a tibetan sky burial,years ago when you were still allowed to spectate,and also fed the Komodo dragons a live goat,the authorities prohibited this so your not allowed to do that nowadays,quite a few things most of which are best kept from an open forum
  10. Back in the UK now chimp waiting to go back to spain,the pay was very,very good No need for a working holiday as I have land there
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    Jo Brand

    Speaking of fat repulsive birds I normally projectile vomit when Camila is on the box :sick: :sick:
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    Jo Brand

    Her mum loves her
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    Rabbits

    Is there a small population of wallaby near Gatwick?
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    Rabbits

    Theres some in Lower Feltham as well Paid,down near the remand centre,the sound they make on a warm summer evening as the suns going down is rather tuneful
  15. Basil,be lucky Mr Brush Oh,crossed wires on my part methinks
  16. I remember at 13 buying a 25 yard salmon net out of my paper money and setting it that first night,I checked it the next morning pulling it in and seeing the silver form of a fish under the water as the net drew in,I had a number of salmon that first morning.Got quite a few over the summer,used the money to buy a single barrel .410 pedretti,a little folding up model,used to carry it under my jacket up to the local woods or wildfowl reserve for roosting pheasants and mallard as they sat illuminated by the moon on the waters surface,f*****g hell,how did we get away with it
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    Oh yes!!

    Doesnt take you long to pick up the lingo I was supposed to be going back over a week or so ago but for reasons cant at the moment Get yourself down to Benidorm and see some real english women Much better than those beautiful tanned slim,feminine spanish birds
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    Rabbits

    Theres a truly massive roost at Esher Rugby grounds,theres an old guy locally,lives in Ashford I think,I met him at queen mary reservoir once when he was bird watching,he estimates the Esher roost as 2000+ strong.
  19. Pub Sign?This is a sign that hangs above a mates shop
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    Rabbits

    Your right,a small number in Norfolk in 1855 but the population "Did not persist" in other words died out,theres a massive number of these birds locally,thousands,I pass shepperton most days and the general census of opinion is the local flocks are descendents of the african-queen releases.
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    Rabbits

    Maybe a small number in 1855,but they are or rather were very localised around west london/shepperton area,I saw probably 100+ when I was out first thing this morning,I think the shepperton theory is where the current population came from.
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