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mackem

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  1. Carp fishermen have to be the most committed anglers,I never met one yet who was lackadaisical or slovenly in preparation,what is it that engenders such dedication in pursuit?Genuine question
  2. Glad you got one,but I told you my experiences......................"Watch the cat"
  3. I think we have all stepped off the path once in a while mate Most wont moralise,just dont get caught
  4. He WON the lamping contest Whats next weeks lottery numbers chimp
  5. My favourite airgun,mine was doing 60ft lbs,very nice
  6. The worlds a big old place and while some court publicity some shrink from the limelight,one mns world-beater might be his neighbours also-ran
  7. No,I mean over 1000,mathematics isnt my forte but if I got 130= fish in a weekend I guess I mean over 1000 in the season.
  8. I want another baby He looks well cute
  9. The Tyne always outclassed the Wear for salmon,the Wear was a superior sea-trout river,the best season I had was well over 1000 fish from the two rivers,biggest was 28lb.
  10. Thats the reason I always excuse myself when people start getting the family albums out
  11. F*cking hell,you'll be getting your holiday snaps out next
  12. Took you long enough to click-onto that
  13. Who Mack The little boy who said "f*****g tractors"
  14. Its always the boys How old is he?
  15. Friend of mines boy(why is it always boys?) sam an islamic lady in full hejab,headress,the works and asked was she a ghost
  16. Big-foot and Nessie are non-proven cryptids,ABC's were released into the UK countryside in the past,thats irrefutable,therein lies the difference
  17. Made me clamp my hand over his mouth and carry him to McDonalds,Hounslow is the UK version of Amritsar
  18. Foxy,kids will get you shot We were in Hounslow,more asians than caucasian's to be honest,coming out of the shopping-centre when he started shouting "Look daddy,its Alladin,its alladin"and pointing to a turban wearing Sikh
  19. Kids are innocent and mega-funny,I like the Zombies on his FAC When my kid was about 5 he saw me gutting a bunny "Dad,you broke it"
  20. Yup,Cavie is a popular food in the andes.though the ones they use as table-fare are slightly larger than most pet-shop models here.
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