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    Jedward

    My mates wife is a manager at Nintendo's,she met them for some work related reason,she actually said they were nice kids???????
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    BIGCATS

    http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/213781-uk-big-cats/
  3. "he was a proper straight laced goody two shoes" Yup,thats me!
  4. The recession has hit everybody really hard... My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie ad
  5. I would still munch on it alive or dead,I love squid and octopus.
  6. They are telling how they had no choice but to loot as society has let them down,thats why they filled a transit van several times over a two day period.
  7. On sky news at the moment theres a "Looters report" one kid who is 16 is telling how he looted to provide for his family,he has a son so he stole blackberrys latest trainers,tracksuits,nintendo Wii etc,the kids are from lewisham,they toured riot areas in a van loading at each point????
  8. Dont drink at all,doesnt interest me,used to go night-clubbing a lot but drank orange or coke,I always like to be in control of my actions.
  9. I think this is more likely to stir your loins and heighten your libido LG.
  10. Sheila/Camo-man as she/he appears in this months "Milton Keynes Body-sock Monthly".
  11. Word on the street is that he never got to walk down the aisle,during his stag party in Bangkok a rohypnol laced beverage as a stag prank led to massive transgender surgery,liposuction,breast augmentation,vaginoplasty and buttock implants,he now answers to Sheila and lives in Milton Keynes.
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    air gun

    Spanish make jo,heres their website mate. http://www.gamo.com/portal/international?use-lang=en
  13. Racism is a word mate,thats all it is,different meanings to different people,a dictionary defenition is just one guys perspective of that word,most people have ingrained distrust of other ethnicities,its natural to be honest,people are tribal,we band together with those of a similar ilk,its human behaviour to be attracted to those who look,speak,and act like ourselves,check the crime stats for different areas,check the prison population stats,some ethnicities are well represented in prison populations in relation to their percentages in society.
  14. All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
  15. When bad men combine, the good must associate,else they will fall,one by one,an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
  16. If your detector registers it at 8-10 inches with a normal standard coil your doing well.
  17. This is how they dealt with looters following the Haiti Earthquake,note the petrol container,something tells me he hasnt looted since this pic was taken.
  18. Drop coney clucky a PM,he used to breed african greys.
  19. West Brom and Salford have kicked off.
  20. Could be worse than Balut,chicken foot kebab,known locally as Adidas.
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    Woodga.

    Happy birthday W.
  22. Blad...Blad...Blah...Waffle...Waffle...Waffle...Etc...Etc...Etc words,words,words,action speaks louder than words,and the time for action began three nights ago when Cameron was sipping G&T's in Tuscany,shape up or ship out,niws the time to prove his weight.
  23. Clapham is being looted to death,and theres not one single copper in sight,they are having a field day.
  24. Shoot a couple of the ringleaders,they are ruining the city,millions of pounds worth of damage,they will be boasting and bragging about it tomorrow,put a few rounds into the crowd,f**k it.
  25. The sad fact is you might just be right Waz,Cameron the cnut has finally decided things might be getting serious and has jumped on a plane expected to arrive tomorrow,what the f**k is he going to do this late in the game?
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