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    pigs

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    Coppers are as bent as anyone else mate,thats FACT But what a wonderful waste of police resources,checking out dogs at a show Masturbators
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    Thats all I ever seem to get mate,jacks,loads of them,and this is on a great stretch of river with zander and big pike
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    I think a lot of people will be fishing on monday
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    It looks a nice netful of fish
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    Ok then..............May the farce be with you
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    May the force be with you
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    You missed out their understudy,twig-terry
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    Its cammo-mans arch enemy Foliage-freddy
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    She always promised me that if I went back to Vienna with her I could have a rumpy-pumpy session with her and an ex-girlfriend of hers who was reputedly well-endowed in the mammary dept,sadly I never took her up on the offer
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    Have your say!

    mackem replied to LDR's topic in General Talk

    The cost of a noodle-bowl in Beijing has rocketed in the past 25 years
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    i'm sure they'll be a young/old lady somewhere thinking the same?????? She was actually a bisexual austrian,I wonder what happened to her?
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    What happened to the 100 metre net you rigged the other week?The one you caught the hedge-hog in Sold it?
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    F**k the bass,lets just flog Gill-nets to Fishy,and he can flog unglued real ones to the guys who buy from him,sorted,I am just going to phone work and tell them they can F**k-OFF,I am going to hang nets for a living
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    Always check your tunnels John ALF of squiggies might have left some IED's in there
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    My Virginity
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    Ah,different scenario then
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    Leather related things?The mind boggles A LITTLE steep,slight underestimation,like saying Everest is a small hill,a quid a foot for gill-nets?I am doing a 100 yarder at the moment,yours for only £250,and I hang mine properly,no glue whatsoever,bargain huh?
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    I didnt say I wasnt,just that I never joined the societies,read Grouchos quote Have you actually sold any of those gill-nets fishy?
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    Groucho Marks once said "I would never join a club which would have me as a member" I am not a member of the Milton Keynes Dwarf Society or the Milton Keynes lesbian appreciation club either i just spent an hour reading through posts on that site Sometimes you just get a bad feeling fishy,they are actually discussing the methods used in Danny Champion of the World Not in a p**s-taking way but being deadly serious I will stay where I am fishy,quite comfortable here
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    ME A member of that? And those nets your selling are WAY overpriced 100 foot gill net for £60
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    Fishy,your an incredibly complex guy Electrocuting razor-fish and making gill-nets I just had a look at Bushcraft-uk,you shouldnt be asking me questions,I should be asking you
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    Syringe You got a habit Fishy?Epoxy?Glue is just as bad mate,you want to stay off that stuff
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    Goridan sounds like some sort of spicy vindaloo,do you think it would be a match for the old Tandoori-Nymph
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    I did,most unlike me to make a spelling mistake fishy,as you well know,but its late,I worked all day and only had 2 hours sleep last night due to being out,yup,thats the one,the good old gordian knot,what the f**k is a goridan
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    Its actually a well known tackle-shop that advertises in "Sea Angler",there appears to have been a mix up with the shipment as it looks nothing whatsoever like what was ordered I normally use a goridan knot
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