I remember dogging the shool in primary 7 to go watch superstars (older members will remember it) had an enjoyable day watching the folk jogged after alan minter and got his autograph.
Anyway the school had phoned and as i was walking home pretending i had been at school met my dad coming other way.
"How was school"? Aye was ok.
"f***ing liar you never went"!
walked behind me all way home as soon as i was in door out of his pocket came a school belt (my auntie was a cleaner in a school and gave it to him) much to my horror!
I made a run for the stairs and fell half way up an