Told this before but it worthy of repeating.
Years ago stopped off @service station with a mate to get a breakfast.
As I paid for it bought those wee packet of digestive biscuits the 3pack.
Only table available was one with a lorry driver sat at it.
Mate and me sat down munched our breakie I was reading the paper waiting on my mate finishing his tea. The f***ing next thing this lorry driver reaches over lifts the pack f digestives opens them and takes a biscuit. I thought what a f***ing cheek! But said f**k all just kept reading paper. 5mins later he takes another one out