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just jack

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  1. f*****g hell, remember I was about 17 when that was out....ended up in a club in Black Horse road, Tottenham, all alone and completely off my face!! Pulled a bird & her mum but just as we were off to their place for some wrongness, I spewed my ring practically at their feet........night over! lol f****d, alone and totally surrounded by spades....you shouldnt really survive such nights!! :laugh: dead man walking mint
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMZYlTXLqiA
  3. fook me he's alive!!!! i knew he worked in asda
  4. holidays abroad with the boys and sometimes go to blackpool or whitley bay for some smelly fish, but grog made more pleasing/easier.
  5. yip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPuKoqu6kMk
  6. yip yip, been at work and watching bits n bats tonight though what happened in the mine stays in the mine fairplay to those fellas
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS44KtUh22g
  8. f**k me, the last time they publicised dragging miners outta the ground was when the plod dug up Fred West's cellar!!

  9. wow fella, steady on, your the 1 with the bitch in pup in the bathroom?
  10. Our lass came home today and brought me a tub of ice cream and asked if i wanted some? "How hard is it?" I asked. To which she cheekily replied "As hard as your tadge when you think of me naked" I said "Go on then, pour me some"...

  11. A worried priest goes to the Dr with a small white hard lump on his penis. Dr gets a pair of tweezers and picks up the lump, examines it, turns to the anxious priest and says, "Nothing to worry about its only a milk tooth!"

  12. whats the car reflection in the back wing of the merc? beetle?
  13. Last night I got kicked shitless by this 7ft tall black man with a massive affro hairstyle... All I said was "golly you're tall".

    1. byron

      byron

      nice one,,lol....

    2. boots

      boots

      jacko your spot on mate

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