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just jack

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  1. was your father old? You send a fathers day card to ici your dad was a test tube he was a wanker! funny you say that.i always ask if i were adopted as i look nothing like the rest of my family it might be the pigment of your skin earthy
  2. mushrooms in Amsterdam is worth repeating so are the PRO'S so i got told anyway
  3. joking apart, chopping my finger off was a blast
  4. i said you could just suck it, but no! you had to bend
  5. Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe. A friend says"hey paddy why don't ya get mick to help" paddy says" hes inside carrying the clothes"

  6. have you got pay pal? if its that important to you, you would spend a fiver,
  7. my f*****g house was broken into last night, they took the crisps, pot noodles, pop, chocolate and ice cream......i f*****g hate snack heads!!!

  8. There's only one thing worse than shitting the bed: Having to smear it around your girlfriend's arse so she thinks it's her fault!!!!!

  9. But did he write any of his own songs? Does it matter ? Still the king! yeh baby
  10. nice pups there, i'm sure you'll make the right choice higun both tidy in my eyes, but so is a poodle
  11. talk about putting your foot in it lol yeh he fooked it on that one i'm sure he'll be well off enough to manage missing a few films mind
  12. Love it, could never get with Wellers left wing politics but loved TSC all the same. i'll go with that
  13. easy listening by K tel
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