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just jack

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  1. So im sat behind this prick who obviously cant drive: hes weaving all over the road, cutting people up. so im sat there shouting at him, "you stupid paki c**t, learn to f*****g drive!". At this point he told me to get out of his cab,,,

    1. gilly-93

      gilly-93

      that were my dad driving, he's proper upset

    2. just jack
  2. have you tried killgerm mate, they do coarses all over Pest Control Training | Killgerm Chemicals: Killgerm is the UK's ...
  3. mint, welldone pal, thats a belter
  4. when she asks," do you like my new perfume " that she did! i said what is it, frabreeze,
  5. A bloke calls 999 and says "i think my wife's dead" "What makes you think that" the operator asks? "well the sex is the same but the dishes and ironing are piling up"
  6. my own urine burns next doors lawn, thanks for the info, i'll tell him
  7. The wife and i went to see a marriage councillor today. He asked if i knew what my wifes favourite flower was. I held her hand and lovingly looked into her eyes and replied, I know this one. Its homepride isn't it?

    1. Buster321c
    2. just jack

      just jack

      now then mi ginger prince,

      hope alls well buddy?

    3. Buster321c

      Buster321c

      OK pal , yourself ?

  8. just jack

    ricky hatton

    saw him at a white collar do at elland rd a few years back he seemed a bit bolloxed to me
  9. I took my dog down to the dole office to see what he is entitled to. The bloke said " sorry, we dont give benefits to a dog". I replied " why not ? He is black, he smells, has never worked and cant speak a word of English" . In that case said the bloke, his first payment will be next Monday !!

    1. ferret-boy

      ferret-boy

      sorry about that computet messed up

    2. elpc69

      elpc69

      I can see all the peddlers lining there bitches up as we speak...at least they wont be on sale on here then

    3. GOSSYOVSLAND

      GOSSYOVSLAND

      ha ha lol good one that mate

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  10. i was smokeing outside a pub when a man in a wheelchair said why are you smokeing when you dont have to so i looked at him and said "why do you wear shoes"

    1. super_si

      super_si

      pisser, really made me that that did lol,

    2. lurcher lass

      lurcher lass

      i see said the blind man

  11. saba!! is deffo starring in my next 1, like it or not but what a load of bollocks this poll is!!!
  12. couple of threads rolled into 1 i like it
  13. Got to move with the times jack, hope your not jealous. As for picking out brown bogeys in a morning or looking like i just sneezed out a shite, that aint for me But i am a messer puff, pm coming
  14. thought you was a "1 man only" you rascal
  15. once saw an ole tramp who was deffo on it!!! nice nostrals, NOT It was winter mind
  16. The BBC have announced a new character for Top Gear. A mysterious, hooded black man will go around stealing fast cars. He will be known only as.... The Nig.

  17. not good that i hope he buys something off me and the MISTAKE in the box i DONT want back
  18. i`ve sold 2 on ebay one made £142 the other £180 both sold in the run in to christmas nice crimbo pressy for all parties
  19. what make is it buddy? as i'm interested
  20. has anyone been? i'm taking the kids in the morning. looks ok on the web, but a bit of feedback would be nice cheers
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