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just jack

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  1. not been on a piss up for a couple of years to the place andy, but i love it, nice and steady i say
  2. MINT at whitby love it shuv blackpool and the smell up your trumper
  3. Peter Andre's applied for a job in a chilean coal mine. He's got four years experience humping slag and lifting a heavy spade.

    1. tb25

      tb25

      ad give him one

    2. Lab

      Lab

      TB...i beginning to think you'd f**k the hole in the ozone layer...lol

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  4. A lad of sixteen comes home grinning and tells parents he's just had sex for the 1st time. His proud dad says "I'll buy you that bike to celebrate, but it'll have to be next pay day though" boy smiles and says "thats ok dad, my arse is too sore to ride it yet anyway"

  5. did he have his porno shorts on? and is that the reason you wanted his signature nah,just a leather thong and a gimp mask plus flicking his man fluid all over the shop.. gave me a love bite though,jelous bitch?? :kiss: slightly
  6. is that his own flied lice he's popping up
  7. did he have his porno shorts on? and is that the reason you wanted his signature
  8. Bonobbos a type of chimp,Like riding too.Theres a fruit bat that enjoys oral. See that fruit bat, do you mean receiving or giving....... think its both?
  9. That pic is in this weeks anglers mail john nasty looking feck that, john wilson!! maybe a different thread for him
  10. If your that bothered about the money, you need to take a long hard look at yourself and your reasons for breeding a litter in the first place.....cause I am guessing the primary reason is not to end up with better stuff, but just purely to have some puppys And to be honest, If you cant see the reason for giving pups away then no one can explain to you in a way you would understand Spot on.......... yip milf is such an MP cant spell polytishon
  11. do you go out and buy 6 cars if you only need/want 1 ?
  12. friends pay you back in different ways, free loaders dont
  13. and the 3rd that said "how come most of us look like gordon strachan" mary doll
  14. Just as many get away. Its unreal there. Am into me lampin but i have the permission on this farm so i just take a couple mates up each winter. Its a good laugh doesnt matter how many times you go or how many rats you kill they still make the hardest of men SCREAM when they run at you. . . so true buddy
  15. tut tut stop smoking and its yours in a fortnight
  16. A woman has just looked thruogh the window whilst I was having a tug on thee ole tadger!. She slowly walked up to the window and mouthed the words, "GET THE FCK OUT OF MY GARDEN".

  17. i did and i wasn't that bad, but compared to the kids/blokes who do i know, its a different league i had a burner
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