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king

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  1. Get the lemsips in you. Every few hours. They done me well when I had the flu
  2. Must be black magic or witchcraft mate
  3. Sound like a classic case of Egg bound...
  4. Here's a thought for you. Imagine the size of a gnats heart or even it's veins. And in that tiny body there are chemicals built in that control body temperature etc. The nervous system alone must be so small. It's crazy to think how just the whole gnats body came to be. Micro living creature...
  5. The crow man seemed a decent foreman though.
  6. They are everywhere wilf. The wife watches emmerdale and coronation street. They are rammed with bummers. And.lickers.and now the Pakis and Muslims are making an appearance. Best bet is ignore all of it ? And there is a queer thing in 1 of them programmes. Who wants the hole sewn up and a knob stitched on Or the knob cut off and an hole bored into it. And today's young kids are watching that shit. The same as the BBC telling them kids that there is 100 gender type people. It's all part of the brainwashing
  7. You got to adapt to the weather the best you can. Me and the dog are..ready...
  8. They got the full turkey dinner there dc The wife gives them spag bol and Cawl etc. The fat fexkers ?
  9. You got more chance of catching clamidia off a nun mate.
  10. Maybe her getting stuck in.in the kitchen will be a good thing mate. Otherwise she will be twiddling her thumbs so to speak. Have a good day mate ?
  11. They are like little tornados mate ? Have a good day trigger ?
  12. king

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    They know my head is fecked ? So didn't say a lot ?
  13. king

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    It was in our house.they came down from the w.midlands and stayed the night. The mother in law and her husband were in the other bedroom. I had a knob like a scaffold pole and next thing she was screaming to her husband and my wife. As I was climbing in the bed ? I blame the Stella ?
  14. king

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    So tip of the day is. If you don't like the mother in law. Just piss in the wardrobe ?
  15. king

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    Trying to get into the mother in laws bed naked on my wedding night. Made for a very quiet breakfast the next morning ?
  16. What's amazing to me is that all them lads have had there lives saved by an animal. Wether it horse/dog or pigeon.. It's a similar feeling to walking across a frosty field in the morning with a lurcher and a few ferrets in a carry box. You are outnumbered 2 to 1 But all work together as a group and have 1 mission and that's to catch rabbits.
  17. Also don't forget the lives saved by pigeons.They saved countless lives in ww2. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-17138990 The story about a pigeon called Cher ami. is remarkable considering he was also shot down. https://www.worldwar1centennial.org/index.php/communicate/press-media/wwi-centennial-news/1210-cher-ami-the-pigeon-that-saved-the-lost-battalion.html
  18. I expected a pic of your fence then.
  19. Anyone else watch it. Excellent series. With some brilliant footage. The japs attack on pearl harbour is on now. Channel name. "Yesterday"
  20. Feck me it's all doom and gloom in here ?
  21. Liam Williams fighting in a few mins mate...
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