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  1. Has huge wedding vegetables

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      unfortunately the meat is a fraction the size of the veg!

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      I have the tackle only John Holmes could compete with.....

    3. Malt

      Malt

      Fishing tackle, maybe.. lol

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  2. Its peanut butter jelly time

    1. Lab

      Lab

      You should visit a pub in Glasgow and say that.....lol

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Been there many a time, had relatives living on the crow road and in Greenock. The folk in there know not to mess with English folk lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      pmsl....i bet your voice was going right through them....lol

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  3. Its peanut butter jelly time

  4. The members who "Cry delete me now, i want off THL" Yet hours later they are back posting under a different name and getting involved in the same petty squabbles, laughable lol

  5. I have the best dogs, the largest penis, the most money, the best life etc etc.

  6. Where is tweedcoat, who is tweedcoat, what is tweedcoat

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Fess up Simo,you cant fool him,you did admit old tweedcoat is/was and always will be you.

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Hes "rarely wrong" pmsl

    3. old timer123
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  7. THL members, im confused as 99% own either the best lurcher/terrier in the country, so surely there shouldn't be so much crap about

    1. wilbur foxhound

      wilbur foxhound

      ma dogs are shite but there still the best av seen woo hoo

    2. Ideation

      Ideation

      Dogs? I thought this was a dating site?

    3. chris k

      chris k

      mines a lazy little git. rather sleep and fart than do anything else but hes still the best dog to me in the world :D

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  8. Time for some male bonding with stabba and jeppi, make sure im ready for stabbas singing

    1. jeppi

      jeppi

      HES GOT THE X FACTOR LOL

    2. old timer123

      old timer123

      getting reemed or yopu reeming stabba tonight lol lol

  9. Fecks sake, october and th ground is too hard, not from frost but due to the sun, and now itsboiling yet snow due friday!!

    1. paulus

      paulus

      ive just got in from a mooch 27 deg and blowing a gale very strange.

    2. jeppi

      jeppi

      where you come from paul is strange anyway you av baboons running about lol

    3. paulus
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  10. Went to a pub tonight and my mate went past the bar and offered to push some fellas stool in, his night went downhill when he realised it was a gay bar

  11. Too hot to walk the hounds.......

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      gonna take mine for a swim in a bit I think!

    2. long dogs

      long dogs

      same here not a lover of this weather to hot to do anything

  12. Mmmm, about to do tacos for tea

    1. old timer123

      old timer123

      again lol ya kids must love you same food all time lol least there getting fed heh

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Nah kids had pizza

  13. Is gonna mow the lawn after this coffee cos i waste my fecking life on here............

    1. hedz31

      hedz31

      get a job ye bummer lol

    2. hedz31

      hedz31

      get a job ye bummer lol

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Stop stuttering Robin Hood lol

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  14. Oh yes Spanish chicken, mash, spring greens and carrots for tea

    1. Lab

      Lab

      They'll keep.....chip buttie for supper, fried potato for breakfast. I dont know what your moaning at.....lol

    2. WILF

      WILF

      Got to fill that real tree jacket up somehow, its looks like you may have a few mm left! lol lol

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      cheeky chappies lol

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  15. Gonna take the kids on a sloe picking session at 5pm....

    1. paulus

      paulus

      could have filled buckets up from over here.

    2. Bogger

      Bogger

      he means he going to make the kids pick sloes for him while he eats a macdonalds lol

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      go get picking me some then Paul lol

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  16. Spot of lamping tonight, need to cook fajitas first and fill ma belly!!!!

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Dont worry Mal, i just realised the couple of bunnies my dogs pegged last tuesday are still in my rucksack in the back of my truck gip gip

       

    2. Waz

      Waz

      best not forget the bogroll tonight then, or alternatively wear 2 pairs of socks! LOL

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      There is ALWAYS the old fishermans friend in my rucksack lol

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  17. Midland tomorrow!!! Need to pop to tesco for some sarnie making gear, not paying burger prices

    1. paulus

      paulus

      do you know the way simo, dont get lost lol

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      I only know the way out the front door to the truck lol

    3. Bogger
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  18. Midland tomorrow!!! Need to pop to tesco for some sarnie making gear, not paying burger prices

  19. Fancies making Cotswold chicken for tea again

  20. Fancies making Cotswold chicken for tea again

  21. The castrated hob thread, the most idiotic reply EVER seen on THL posted

    1. 6pack

      6pack

      awww - you made me go look!!

    2. jeppi

      jeppi

      how you get on last night matey?

       

  22. Time to fry some chips for a couple of chip butties and then off for a shine

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Jeppi, bell me tomorrow mate

    2. jeppi

      jeppi

      wheres my invite?lollollol

    3. jeppi

      jeppi

      will do mate have a good un

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  23. Off down south to enter Brummy this evening

    1. Lab

      Lab

      go on stick a yummy in the middle there......lol

    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Lab you make me sick. lol

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Brummys yummy bummy

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  24. Feeling rough as feck.......

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Affirmative Mal, even jacked on finishing golf this morning

    2. Malt

      Malt

      Sounds like you need a chicken soup delivery and a couple of cocodamols...

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Got me wooly hat and blanket out like an old fart, what times the soup coming?

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  25. Just waiting for the first hint of daylight and time to see whats still out

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