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Simoman

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  1. Off to the cinema to see American Pie Reunion, Stifflertastic!!!!!

    1. PoshPikey

      PoshPikey

      looks like a bunch of shit to me

       

    2. chris k

      chris k

      if youve seen 1 american pie youve seen them all

       

    3. tomano1

      tomano1

      Why don't u take a hidden camera with u could make some cash lol let us no if it is any good cos trailers show all the good bits :)

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  2. Probably just making you feel better about your affliction Millet
  3. Your alive young man!!!!
  4. What if your attacked by a ninja with a granny smith fetish!!!!! Would a tart tatin ,prepared by said ninja with his exquiste knife skills and fetish for all things appley, be visually more appealing than one made by the princess of the kitchen Delia? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Only if his sword was sharp and his culinary soul true!!!
  5. What if your attacked by a ninja with a granny smith fetish!!!!!
  6. Tom Pepper, this is probably all fabricated anyway........
  7. FFS, its a spelling mess fest :laugh: :laugh:
  8. well you dont need to get worked up about it Im not worked up...........just weary
  9. Yes, with permission im sure they have, but most most golf courses want the rabbits removing, not introducing, cant think why.................
  10. let me worry about that I shant worry, but Joe public will be reading this thinking what the feck!!!!! As rocky says, if you have this land with numbers on you think you want to relocate, why not just lamp them, weird whats weird about it,,, cant keep lamping the same spot,,, weirdo Im the weirdo, only on THL.............
  11. let me worry about that I shant worry, but Joe public will be reading this thinking what the feck!!!!! As rocky says, if you have this land with numbers on you think you want to relocate, why not just lamp them, weird
  12. I doubt the golfers or local authority would agree with your assumption..........
  13. Thats the spirit, no wonder lurcherman are looked upon as retarded...............
  14. I cant see the greenkeeper being too impressed............
  15. Lots of kids like writing in crayon! Usually they are between the ages of 3 and 6 Sometimes even older, art is ageless...........
  16. Use your legs, amazing but it works, i did it before i was old enough to drive. Whenever theres a pleb, you are there to support them, say a lot about your character imo, no doubt in a minute youwill be calling me a tramp...........you have more money under your bed than i have seen blah blah blah..............
  17. Thats stabba in the ladybug.........
  18. Whatever it is make sure its lightweight and breathable as you will get wet a lot........
  19. Simoman

    vegetarians

    Would not eating a worm kind of go against the whole ethos of being a vegetarian?
  20. am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

    1. WILF

      WILF

      f*****g hell mate, lay off the morphine !! Lol lol

    2. paulus

      paulus

      wasnt that in fraggle rock....lol

  21. If i twister touches down, get the mrs to borrow your camera and take a few snaps, we may be able to see it
  22. Personally i dont want mine to be guard dogs, i trained different breeds for that, mine wont raise an ear if someone knocks on the door, tbh thats the way i like um........
  23. Protection dogs need training, 99% of the time people assume a dog will protect, but mostly this isn't the case, and like good lurchers, or dogs that stay until dug out, good protection dogs are rare.....
  24. My money says she has been sectioned under the mental health act......................
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