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Simoman

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  1. Innovative, ground breaking and 47 is no age to go..........
  2. Yes a good book, worth buying, its on my bookshelf.........
  3. Only an obese one with zero stamina :laugh:
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    Man sheds

    :laugh: Gnash, the ethos behind my man shed is a place where my goodies can be stored, crayfish traps, nets, lamp, rods etc. All the crap is cluttering the garage, i want orgaised chaos where i can sit and survey my mdf kingdom red dawn i await the photos, Mal i agree Tonys is a proper man shed, paulus has been my inspiration and i had anoother look around today lol..........fireman i think all ma sheds should hve a couple of song birds
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    Man sheds

    Millet your brick built man shed is now head of the class
  6. I think its the fact they dont look "the biz" Andy, leading a usefull looking mutt like that around the shows wouldn't attract as many glances as a bucket headed 90lb monster......... One would fit right in here then Simmo as both myself and my mutts are right ugly feckers .ATB Andy. No good to me Andy, they say dogs mirror there owners so i need a strapping beast of an animal :laugh:
  7. Must admit matey i wouldn't be reaching fr the mobile, danes have terrible health problems, are ungainly, cloddy and slow. I know they use them in Oz, but over there they will chuck any ole cross into the melting pot lol..........
  8. Simoman

    Man sheds

    Some cracking man sheds fellas........
  9. Has just showered after a bukkake shoot with stabba, paulus, wilf, bosun, stabs and a Samuel L Jackson lookalike

    1. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      dare i comment?

      good to see you are back on form you messer.

      can i lick your wounds please?? XX

    2. trappa

      trappa

      where was my invite?

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Always welcome a wound licker

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  10. I think its the fact they dont look "the biz" Andy, leading a usefull looking mutt like that around the shows wouldn't attract as many glances as a bucket headed 90lb monster.........
  11. For me im happy enough knowing there is some great blood already out there thats tried and tested..........
  12. Simoman

    Man sheds

    Nowadays i don't have a shed in my garden and think its something i need to rectify this summer, i think all men should have a shed to spend time in and it should be kitted out with "man stuff", now im jealous of Paulus' man shed and this has galvanised me into wanting another one, any pics of your sheds and what do you keep in them, usual stuff of tools, or a chair, woodburner and all the gear a man needs to retire for the evening............
  13. The penny farthing was never a stable method of transport.........
  14. An interesting cross i think, a good lightweight lab with high prey drive could be a good sire, without trying to drift off at a tangent didn't Don Southerd start his coursing lines based on a springerxgrey???
  15. Looked to be doing about 46.67mph in that film..............
  16. I think deerman was refering to the UK wild animals, otherwise we could start on with baracuda, peregrines and uncle Alfs pigeon..........
  17. Only prior to the surgery Bill
  18. Well after intensive research and carefully studying roe on different terrain around the country i can safely say i have no idea, but know there isnt a roe alive, or any other British deer species that has ever attained 50mph unless its in the game dealers truck............. I once heard of a Munty doing 80mph going up the M1 !........It was in a car mind! :laugh: That was in fred's veyron.......
  19. Spot on wilf, spot on............
  20. Well after intensive research and carefully studying roe on different terrain around the country i can safely say i have no idea, but know there isnt a roe alive, or any other British deer species that has ever attained 50mph unless its in the game dealers truck.............
  21. May i suggest a recalibration of your speedos boys, deer are quick but none will get to 50mph...........
  22. Ah rhetorical, wasn't easy to dechiper that with the question mark............anyone who needs to use tongs should sell there gear imo.........My innovative wisdom isn't anything special at all, but i knew before i saw a hole that tongs are for men scared to put there hands in the dark........
  23. If you can't or won't handle your game then i'de say it's time to learn or time to change your chosen sport young man. That's the exact line I was going to write ..... Fukc me it's like getting in a ring as a boxer but you don't like getting hit .... Take balet sweetness .............. i give up on this site, just a simple question, i am in no way a seasoned pro, i dont go out with the 'top boys' i go out with local lads, ive never handled a fox properly and ill admit that, my balls are also small for you boys who are into that, i used to be on here alot, not any more not worth all
  24. Ray had a dog, now he doesn't, life goes on, if you dont like him thats your perogitive but lets not ruin a thread............
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