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Simoman

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  1. Bought a two seater for my youngest two when they were little, they loved it. Unfortunately the chants of faster daddy going up hills fell upon deaf ears...........
  2. A dvd called Purdeys Progress is very good. Books can't really teach you much, better chatting to folk and sorting the wheat from the chaff. Unfortunately we all learn a lot through trial and error............
  3. Big, handsome, like a young Clint Eastwood...or perhaps an old Clyde judging by your avatar-i was going to keep my eyes peeled for a fat russell crow lookalike on downers see you there,sunday sounds like the day for me atb bobby Sounds about right
  4. For fucks sake Paul The fella I introduced you too was WAG, not WILF You would never forget wilf, sounds like a pearly king
  5. We all appreciate your tough love luke It's seems a little hypocritical going on about folk ruining the sport when you state your location as "poaching".........
  6. Much like Simo over the years....... Isn't there a thread containing poor jokes or men wearing skirts keeping overweight gundogs for you to comment on
  7. Big, handsome, like a young Clint Eastwood...or perhaps an old Clyde
  8. Extreme Gaydar alert says the man whos had his whole weekend fecked up by a female Quiet lovejoy, i'm not gay, just ordered around
  9. My slab moving, gravel shifting has been changed to tomorrow, so the coastal trip and show is f****d then!!!! Today I will walk the mutts, but right now i'm off to asda, i'm 40 next month and now need to collect my first pair of glasses
  10. Once again, never a truer word typed sailor
  11. :yes: Never a truer word typed...........
  12. Don't know the fella but my very best wishes to him. If anybody speaks to him please give the regards and thoughts from the forum members.....
  13. Don't know the fella but my very best wishes to him. If anybody speaks to him please give the regards and thoughts from the forum members.....
  14. featuring an array of black men darcy has took the time to "hunt" with "in the field" with a camera and notebook to write many a story on his forays.........in the book he details all the black men from 1 to 10 in order of size 1 being WILF is number 11.................. Big enough to fill a pram 4 times over Sure you aint got Muzzie in ya lol Now you come to mention it mate, I do have a tenancy to go out at 4am with my weeks household rubbish hidden under my overcoat and drop it all along the street !! Lol lol ( I have actually seen Pakis in London doing this !!) To f***ing
  15. I know what your saying, what i'm sure many aren't aware of is the fact certain people are currently trying to make an amendment to the current DDA which will make it an offence for YOUR dog to kill a cat on YOUR own property. Now I certainly don't want my dog to kill a cat in any situation but I find it incredulous that a neighbours cat can enter my garden, kill birds on my feeders, shit all over my borders and flower beds and now I have to scan the garden before letting my dogs out of property I paid for in case they tag a cat. Which may potentially land me and my dogs in trouble........
  16. Simoman

    Scummy Fcuks

    I think it's safe to say this thread has more than run it's course lads, it's now going off at a tangent and going nowhere, except about coursing
  17. We can dress it up anyway we want but more than 99.9% of us hunt because we enjoy it, yes we are assisting the farmers by keeping rat, rabbit, fox populations in check. But lets be honest, we don't breed, rear, pay for food, vet bills, equipment, kennels purely to assist farmers. For me hunting has never been about the kill, thats just sometimes the end product. I enjoy seeing a dog work, whether that a terrier finding a rat on the river bank or a dog lifting a rabbit in the beam. It's about control, not eradication. If an animal isn't causing a nusiance, the farmer/keeper doesn't demand
  18. If I were you mate I think I would be giving it the old "OHHH.....I think I am having a relapse" crack and sitting back with a nice brew It may happen if it's warm enough to build up a sweat Although i'd like to "recover" for sunday, may find a local show or a trip to the coast
  19. I have been "volunteered" to move 2 dozen paving slabs and a tonne of gravel, hope it's not this hot!!! One of my daughters has volunteered to help at the village fete, directing cars and picking up litter from 8-6, don't envy her. After that i feel a BBQ coming on and a trip down the river for the dogs..............
  20. From personal experience on days like today when it's boiling hot from 5/6am, even letting the birds out at 830 it can get warm in a wooden coop, i dare to think what a plastic one would be like........
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