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  1. Simoman

    Scummy Fcuks

    Who is currently first and second? Bryan Adams and Celine Dion, they both moved to Blackburn on a tax dodge...........
  2. Pure quality........
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    Scummy Fcuks

    Well said Jenn, I may upgrade you to Lancashire's second most popular Canadian
  4. I can see it now in my minds eye, my lurcher curled up in front of the fire with a week old dead moggie tied to it's collar, delightful.......
  5. I wouldn't worry about the cold, more the heat in summer if the birds are locked up overnight.........
  6. Another good show about to start on C4.......
  7. My Grandad, nan, siblings and cousins in the 80's. Thats me on the right of the photo aged about 14.......
  8. Thanks Pete, I felt slightly choked watching all the D-day programmes last night, and i'm looking forward to tonight's programming to. My main regret is not talking more to my granddad about his experiences when he was alive. And thank you for the link.....
  9. Got to agree walshie, I have watched one episode of that show and one celebrity juice, not funny in the slightest....................
  10. Thanks for that mate Small world in some respects.........
  11. My mistake Tomo, thought Clarence had two r's Story............volumes Tomo...volumes "The ginster, single handed in a layby" by Tomo, or "Driving the wrong way down the A1 despite the fact i do it once a week"??? :laugh:
  12. My apologies for not posting them in the correct order......
  13. Written for my cousin's History project......
  14. I posted these before many years ago, I hope you find the time to read them, written by my grandad
  15. Sure i've seen that photo in a book
  16. The 6th of june 1944, operation overlord and the allied invasion of Normandy. My greatest respect and admiration for the brave soldiers who stormed the beaches in the face of heavy gunfire and losses. Almost 4,500 were killed during the invasion that day in the fight for the freedom we take for granted today. A time when men were men and Britain had a spine. The state of this countries "leadership" in recent years is an insult to their sacrifice. My grandad was on Omaha beach, he passed in 2000 and i'm very proud of him and our veterans past and present. PLEASE don't turn this thread
  17. Michael Moore? The film guy? YOU'RE COMPARING ME TO A FAT BEARDED AMERICAN? I hate you! My sincere apologies.................i thought he was Canadian
  18. Ok, i'll give you that Jenn since Michael Moore moved to Cumbria Paul........piss off As for shrek, i am large, green and have spent time with a donkey
  19. There thats a nicer one, third most popular is good
  20. Erm i did that, your not Canadian, or a woman. You're a 6"5 builder from Blackpool called Ralph........... p.s. How's the new one lmao
  21. Straight in a f***ing pasty casing i bet
  22. Brilliant synopsis Sherlock
  23. Thats a good deal and i used to always use cluson lamps until i tried a lightforce around 7 years ago, now i wouldn't use anything else.......
  24. Looks interesting, wonder if one of the sky channels will pick it up..............
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