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Simoman

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  1. never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ????? The quick answer is yes...........your wrong Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong
  2. Pfftttttt,no mention of three french hens,two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree,or didnt "Siggy" do feather then? Mackem, to be honest i didn't include the pheasants/partridge etc as i also spent £345.98 pence on ink just filling in the gamebook, also most gamebirds were taken with a spud gun after stabba calls them in with his amazing partridge call...........
  3. your talking shit simmo everyone on here knows only beddy/whippets take red stags ffs if your going to lie at least dont get caught out easily I'll be honest, it was the only one he ever took, as fear of siggy meant the remaining deer migrated..........One thing i was a stickler for was my game record.... 19,478 rabbits 9,827 hares 1,254 blue hares 349 reds 310 fallow 1,098 roe 560 CWD 699 Munties 1,398 fox Not bad for one season i thought...............
  4. Never heard of him.......... think he`s on about brick lol Its called sarcasm :laugh:
  5. Ive just sent myself a pm so i dont feel left out.....
  6. THL members, im confused as 99% own either the best lurcher/terrier in the country, so surely there shouldn't be so much crap about

    1. wilbur foxhound

      wilbur foxhound

      ma dogs are shite but there still the best av seen woo hoo

    2. Ideation

      Ideation

      Dogs? I thought this was a dating site?

    3. chris k

      chris k

      mines a lazy little git. rather sleep and fart than do anything else but hes still the best dog to me in the world :D

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  7. Many many years ago my brother in law was down at Portsmouth for a Royal visit from Prince Phillip, he had headed the design team for a new naval stealth ship and was responsible for showing Prince Phillp around, that was until shortly before the tour started he was over heard calling the Prince, Phil the Greek.............
  8. not knocking you or your writing i think your a good lad simmo even though we havent met .......... but i can tell you spent a bit of time with the great man plummer in your early years lol....... all the best matey old timer Its all true, some lads on here in 2003 saw "siggy" once catch 17 fen hares near Boston one morning in 32 minutes 3 seconds and retrieve them all to hand, before spending the afternoon ferreting catching 124 bolters and then we lamped the night away and he took 17 foxes, all weighing above 25lb, another 100 rabbits and to top it off he drove us all home in the ear
  9. Simo was top of the class in "Creative writing". Too right, i was there in 1990 as a young lad
  10. I gave a talk to Prince Edward in 2008, seemed a decent fella to talk too, despite that strop he had on celebrity its a knock out years ago
  11. Some posts on this thread are far fetched, and some have me shaking my head in wonder........A few lads have pointed out the real deals, i have a 1/16 colllie 3/16 kelpie 4/16 cattle dog 8/16 greyhound called Siegfried, all i would do after dusk was let "siggy" out of his kennel and he would trot the 3.24 miles to the local brook, nab a few crayfish, store them on the bank until later, then trot the 1.34 miles to the local stubbles, snaffle a few bunnies and the odd red stag (single handed of course), and then retreive all this home in stages and drop them in the chest freezer, before topping
  12. We had a drive down, smaller than i thought but was better than watching tele or being on a laptop Was good to see 6pack and had a chat with skycat, im flattered she wants to write a book all about my time in the special forces in Iraq and the training of my borzoi/ibizian hound/chow chow lurchers
  13. Your post concerns me Trappa, you are hosting the chuckle brothers, Hugh, Anne Hathway etc and you need Rampage to handle things if it "gets a bit tasty" For me it would be... Jeremy Clarkson Steve Irwin Randy Couture Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall Gordon Ramsey Tom Hanks
  14. Also Lepus and Trog. Trog? I detect sarcasm
  15. Dogs/wildlife/fiction, give us a clue
  16. Photography was never a natural talent then
  17. Tusks mainly, although the antlers too sometimes...........
  18. Was asked on a date by Elle McPherson.........
  19. I have led a sheltered life so not seen the word written that much
  20. just because you'v been in the game the longest doesnt mean you kno more than others.... ill shine a clulite in your eyes from 50 yards away and then a 240 blitz im sure you will get further with the clulite in your eyes!! i dont think im an expert on lamps but it isnt rocket science toi kno the more powerfull the lamp the blinder the quarry will be... Are you a hunter????? Thats the usual shite the antis spout, i have lamped thousands of quarry and NEVER have i blinded any of them, thats the old wives tales the antis push mate, are you a virgin lamper???????????? twat, are
  21. Dig deep throw well back Scooby Extreme Lurcherwork Runningdog Addiction NTWICL 1 & 2 NTHICTW 1,2 & 3 Advanced airgun hunting Dead Game A passion for stalking The Nick Steven book Little dogs with big hearts Hare and the swift hound
  22. Time for some male bonding with stabba and jeppi, make sure im ready for stabbas singing

    1. jeppi

      jeppi

      HES GOT THE X FACTOR LOL

    2. old timer123

      old timer123

      getting reemed or yopu reeming stabba tonight lol lol

  23. Thanks fellas, as for cooking them i have only ever sliced and fried them............
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