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Everything posted by speedlamper
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probably have to pay a congestion charge to on the park to stop overcrowding
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'quick dave, alchy smurf's pinched your pint'
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good pic for a caption comp! the chaps thinking "now where the hell could that fox have gone? and who's pinched me horse?"
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the agent said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to
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i remember popping into tesco's one night 10mins before they were closing and they had them bag your own cookie things on offer 20p off, with the cookies being baked freshed daily and the store about to close they had them reduced to 15p to get rid of them, didnt even realise till i got to the checkout and saw 'cookies 0.00p' flash up on the little screen, so i went back and got the rest every little helps
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nope i definatly dont look like a big black bitch
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convertxtodvd will do it in less than an hour (depending on comp specs) just took me an hour and 18mins to encode 1.39gb
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i reckon "no you dont look fat in that dress love" must be the most common lie
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i didnt even know you had twin daughters if every thing i say is a lie am i telling the truth when i say im im a liar??
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convertxtodvd is the best program out there made just for that job, not free though but you can download the torrent with a crack
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tools>options>file types in media player should do it, try using firefox or opera to see if its a problem just with ie also on the network tab in options make sure the http and rtsp seting is set to auto detect in stream proxy settings
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try opening media player and in the options undert he file types tab make sure wmv files are checked pal, you using ie or firefox?
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change the way you download wmv files, should be save to disc , not open in web page
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dont like chinese food and wont ever eat rice. cant see them little china men going to the side of the paddy field for a piss
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your having a laugh surely mate................. seriously, just had to put a dry tshirt on
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its raining right now, just walked 30metres to the shop and got soaked
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lost and confused
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on average a glass of tap water has passed through 7humans apparantley aint no filter gonna sort that
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took 11 hours from south manchester last time i went to newquay got stuck at a junction on dartmoor right behind a big smash, had to wait for them to be cut out, airlifted to hospital and the road to be cleared, then had to make a statement to officer dibble, was a bloody hot day to
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bloody hell ds, just been testing out my new photo zoom software on the books top left on your shelf from left to right The kama sutra (pop up version) 101 simple pasta recipies from gary rhodes Hilter:the greatest man that ever lived My little pony, the storybook collection and The lost art of towel origami nice collection pal
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i've smoked it for over a decade and a half and i've never stabbed anyone nor heard of anyone knifed because of it Im sure you have mate as have i and all the rest of the crap, wat i am saying is its stronger than it was and even though i was young when i fell into bad ways there more young kids doing it than years ago and by the time they are 17+ they are f****n pickled , no if you say young addolesents can take drugs and it has no effect on there behaviour you should have a good think about what you saying. i think alot about what i say, especially what i know alot about! i'd say
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addicts eh
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they've been there for years! who do you think shags the leprechauns?!
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here's a good tip for you pal.... never shag a dwarf with learning disabilities!! there not big and there not clever
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WHY MEN DONT TALK TO EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC TOILETS
speedlamper replied to tote's topic in General Talk
who the hell chats away on the phone while there having a dump?!? had to ring my housemate once from the toilet, only cos i'd left the bogroll downstairs