come on be honest, you wanted a sheep really but that would be to obvious
for £30 mate you could hire a brush cutter, buy some decent weedkiller and get a nice pair of gloves to stop your hands getting dirty and still have enough for a bag of chips on the way home,
how bigs this allotment? you need 4sq m for the pen/shed for billy, then another 4 times that for exersize which is about 20sq m additional to your growing space cos ideally it should be a concrete, leave it tied to a post and the arse.p.c.a will be all over you when some miserable twat grasses you up. you then need a fr