speedlamper
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Everything posted by speedlamper
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is your grass overgrown does your allotment need clearing sounds like a job for..... SUPERGOAT
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been there, done that threw the tshirt away cos it was filthy. i used to do garden clearences for a living, im sure quite a few people on here still do, im sure we've done worse why aint you down there now doing a bit?
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f**k me you've got an attitude problem who's judging you? you think none of the cocky fuckers on here have ever cleared a bit overgrow? nice day and a crate of beer you'll have it done in no time, i've done cleared bankings that steep you have to abseil down the slope with a brush cutter, and going back to what you said in a previous post..,.. BORROW THAT ONE YOU THICK C*NT hes sold it you thick c**t next time im down there ill see if i can get a pick... then you'll be eating humble pie you c**t.. i dont like pastry yeah get a pic, be good for a laugh
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f**k me you've got an attitude problem who's judging you? you think none of the cocky fuckers on here have ever cleared a bit overgrow? nice day and a crate of beer you'll have it done in no time, i've done cleared bankings that steep you have to abseil down the slope with a brush cutter, and going back to what you said in a previous post..,.. BORROW THAT ONE YOU THICK C*NT
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Not if your a tight fecker like me!!! Been in the building Trade for 24 years...self employed for 19 of em...best thing i ever done!...nothing worse than grafting to line some other feckers pocket! Most that say "theres more to life than money blah blah" are usually in my experiance lazy sods who just want an easy route through life...usally these people up to their necks in credit card and loan debt...f**k that!...learned early on in life that the only way forward for people like myself is hard graft...earn as much as ya can while your still fit and healthy...thats the name of the game!
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You never know they may even find a natural spring on there allotment more peckham spring water Well they woudnt need a goat then would they doesnt need one anyway
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You never know they may even find a natural spring on there allotment more peckham spring water
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come on be honest, you wanted a sheep really but that would be to obvious for £30 mate you could hire a brush cutter, buy some decent weedkiller and get a nice pair of gloves to stop your hands getting dirty and still have enough for a bag of chips on the way home, how bigs this allotment? you need 4sq m for the pen/shed for billy, then another 4 times that for exersize which is about 20sq m additional to your growing space cos ideally it should be a concrete, leave it tied to a post and the arse.p.c.a will be all over you when some miserable twat grasses you up. you then need a fr
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the robbing fecks would take one look at my garden, think there's nothing here worth having and probably leave me the mower they nicked the night before from some old guys shed cos they felt sorry for me if they can get past the nosey fat neighbour, over the fence and past the dog they can have my tv
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haha classic line
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money isnt everything pal, i fecked my last job off earning just under £10 an hour cos the hours were shit, the job was shit and my employers were cock sucking wankers on a good day, i only just get min wage now but the hours are great, love the job and my boss is spot on
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feckin dobbers! courtesy of dave spikey.. dobber clobber
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whereabouts in russia are you from?
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fecck me what a coincedence, was out lamping in the wee early hours yesterday and got stung of a few nettles on my leg or so i thought, it looks like a huge carpet burn and has been hurting like a c*nt all day so god knows what it was, definatly wasnt nettles. i'd take a picture but im not having you sicko's laughin at my extremley hairy legs
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i often used to lay in bed listening to some noise during my early teens, i always thought it was gas or water going through pipes underground just from the noise it made, if you can sort of imagine how it would sound but i could only just hear it, some nights it seemed louder though
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Keep at it then, practice makes perfect bet you say that to all the boys Men only when your done with them
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Keep at it then, practice makes perfect bet you say that to all the boys
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wow thats 36000 minutes which in my caculations @3mins a time is 12000times which means i've got 11991 to go but at 29 years of age i reckon its gonna take me till im about 3000years old
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haha the first post i clicked on after an hour playin cs
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now thats more like it, send a pole up there, or a czech oops sorry i shot you .. again.. does it hurt
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do you know someone daft enough to sit up a tree poking a drey with a stick while your stood underneath shooting the fecka's? gonna run it by my mate later, bet he tells me to f**k off
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yeah a pack of yorkshire terriers could no probs
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i'd just clean the stock up and get the blueing done if it needs it, the 77's a crackin lookin rifle anyway, i wouldnt change a thing
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right thats it, mothers going in a care home,
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just recalled something an old guy once said to me, 'if you feel the need to exercize you dont work hard enough' spot on if you ask me