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  1. speedlamper

    Lost

    pile of shite, dont know its called lost, should of been called 'to thick to find our way home'
  2. did you go somewhere?? welcome back pal
  3. hour out with the dog, good few hours watchin the discovery channel with a big joint, another hour with the dog then hi ho hi ho its off to work i go same as any other day if i have to buy presents for mother on mothers day and the same for my father on fathers day how come i get sweet F.A on sonday
  4. These are all (allegedly) recorded off radio shows in the UK UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point. Theakston: There's a clue in the title. Contestant: Leicester. BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with Wha
  5. best thing in manchester is the A36 then the A523
  6. yep ccleaners deffo the one
  7. oooh beboo, like myspace only worse? just out of interest how many friends have you got on it that you've never even met
  8. mine has to be the argos catalouge, not quite sure who wrote it nah seriously only read about 5 books in my life, cant sit still long enough to mr nice - howard marks autobiography is a good read and the guvernor, lenny mcleans autobiography is oretty good
  9. them country folk will give anything to a bloke dressed from head to toe in black leather job well done
  10. technology eh the simplest explanation i can find.. Seeding is where you leave your BitTorrent client open after you've finished your download to help distribute it (you distribute the file while downloading, but it's even more helpful if you continue to distribute the full file even after you have finished downloading). Chances are that most of the data you got was from seeds, so help give back to the community! It doesn't require much - µTorrent will continue seeding until the torrent is removed (right click the torrent, then hit Remove). However, it is important to be aware
  11. seeders are people who leave something uploading that they've downloaded, torrents work by file sharing, the more you upload the higher your ratio and the faster downloads you get (on private tracker sites) limit your global uploads to 75kBs, when downloading the torrent more seeders & peers = more people to connect to so faster downloads
  12. a bush? thats a fecking hedgerow
  13. so many people using public trackers spot on with the rest though, limewire's a big no no, frostwires pretty good torrents are great if you stick with private trackers, im sure you'll find a private torrent site to suit the styles & genres you like, quick google search should throw a few up, if you do use torrents use utorrent and make sure protocol encrytption is enabled, lot less chance of getting caught
  14. Bigredbusa all the best to your mrs ,,, and remember the flowers and chocolates
  15. they reckon giving birth is the most painfull thing ever!?! god knows why they keep gettin themselves knocked up again, try catchin your willy in your zip! you wont do tht twice congratulations for tuesday BB
  16. yes definatly remember to take precautions!! tell her a false name and address
  17. pm me her number, i'll have a word with her for you
  18. speedlamper

    AOL

    snap, 5 years i've been with them and never had problem i have BT and it the worst piece of shit ever, ive been on the fone most nights to them for at least 3 hours a time, and ive just been passed around departments in bangladesh or wherever, they feking useless, my mate has reccomended virgin, and im going to sign up with them when i move house this month. the only problem i have with virgin is when i rang up to upgrade my broadbrand, its never a good sign when you can here someone chasing a snake out the office with a stick
  19. speedlamper

    AOL

    snap, 5 years i've been with them and never had problem
  20. speedlamper

    this site

    speedlamper your cocks 4 inches long then is it!!! i wish! only 3.9
  21. speedlamper

    this site

    there's always some prick who reckons there cocks 2 inches bigger than yours wherever you go in life pal, i know what you mean though, thats why i very rarely post anywhere but general section, there are a few genuines about though and there words of wisdom are very usefull, you soon pick up who's for real and who thinks there cocks bigger than yours and just ignore them
  22. dutch passion and sensi seed are run by umpa lumpa rejects? cracking job they do to, them males are b*****ds
  23. A man in the US has been left looking and feeling blue after using silver extract to treat a skin condition. Paul Karason was fair skinned and freckled 14 years ago - before he developed a bad case of dermatitis caused by stress. When it got so bad that the skin on his face began to peel and crack he started using a substance called colloidal silver. The product is reportedly made by extracting silver from metal into water with an electrical current and it is then taken as a drink. But the 57-year-old has said drinking the potion did not cause his skin to discolour - the change
  24. a little-known piece of medieval weaponry - f*****g brilliant :clapper:
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