speedlamper
-
Content Count
1,341 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by speedlamper
-
i thought about going running once but then i thought if i run somewhere then i'd have to run back to where i started from which is completly pointless so i might aswell stay where i am
-
they'll shoot a dog but not these gun and knife weilding chav pricks that deserve it
-
a bodywarmer in this wether sounds about as likley as a copper on road patrol without high vis...... not very likley
-
if you cant see some 6ft tall c**t dressed in high vis clothing then a 4ft schoolkid has no chance, whats the stopping distance at 35? kids got no chance! speeders deserve everything they
-
bet they send it a rent book
-
remind me not to listen in to you in the future
-
the smell off them fags you smoke should keep them away they dont lol must attract the bloody things, done 5 in already since i got in 2 hours ago I dunno then other than wacking the things , the dog eats them here usually when there flying round the light bulb? must be a big dog No silly when they get down low enough for her to have the things, you could turn the lights off good idea, i'll sit in the dark then i wont be able to see the feckers
-
the smell off them fags you smoke should keep them away they dont lol must attract the bloody things, done 5 in already since i got in 2 hours ago I dunno then other than wacking the things , the dog eats them here usually when there flying round the light bulb? must be a big dog
-
the smell off them fags you smoke should keep them away they dont lol must attract the bloody things, done 5 in already since i got in 2 hours ago
-
anyone know a good way of keepin bloody crane flys out the house other than closing the windows? plauged by the bloody things
-
i work in a kitchen from 4-11 most days and the heat tires me out in no time so deff cold for me
-
keep your eye out for any lads felling tree with chipper, they sell any surplus to local suppliers pretty cheap(about £15 a van load when i was doing it, im sure the lads would deliver it free of charge, new chippings look a lot better to i reckon
-
no mate, just got back from work and all seems well, see how it is tommorow,
-
ive just gone downstairs to find a trail of small blood marks from the back door to the dogs settee, it looks like it from her paws as there not droplets, its not a huge amount of blood and its the first time its happened, i've checked her all over but cant find where its coming from so it cant be that serious, is this a job for the vet or will it heal itself(already on antibiotics so it shouldnt get infected)
-
fecking blackies, come over here stealing our nuts
-
i cant believe they stuffed there kids
-
I wouldn't cope. I blame my english rose complexion! you got thorns poking out your skin?
-
how come when its hot we use fahrenheit and when its cold we use celsius? even weathermen/woman do it does it make us feel better about our typicaly shite weather?
-
i doubt a bit of scented paper would remove the smell of fish from there flaps, damp sponge with bleach on should do it
-
its only scented paper lol, probably vapourised the perfume with the fumes of the dump i had anyway
-
just nipped to the joe daki shop for some bog roll when i got back i noticed i'd bought perfumed toilet roll for some reason (was the first one i grabbed) my question is .. whats the point in making it smell nice? who the hell sits there havin a tommy tit sniffing the paper there going to be wiping there arse with in a minute thinking 'oooh that smells nice'
-
-
B&Q WARNING I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but a friend of mine had a close call yesterday. He walked into a B&Q store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in A black shirt with an orange apron on asked if he wanted decking. Fortunately, he got the first punch in and sorted the old swine out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky!! Pass this warning on....
-
i've just started using convertxtodvd after hearing some good stuff about it and i have to say im bloody impressed, doesnt copy dvds but if you want to put a film in .avi or .wmv format that you've downloaded onto a dvd then this is the program for you, drag and drop the film you want on it, click convert and off it goes on its merry way, it auto shrinks the files to fit on a disc, when its converted pop your blank dvd in the drive and click burn, jobs done the dvd menu creator is piss to use with the templates and it only takes about an hour to convert, (used to be 2+ with nero) and i'
-
In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through t he bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious