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speedlamper

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  1. could be worse atleast he doesnt spit :sick:
  2. my ex used to tidy up and put the tv remote on top of the tele, used to piss me right off
  3. one i took this afternoon.. chasing rabbits must be tiring work
  4. my mate on the way home from the pub saw bright lights in the sky over manchester airport, checked with the pilots and they didnt see anything
  5. spot on there, best paint to use is the cheapest shittest b&q 20l for 50p type stuff
  6. i had a dodgy curry once and predicted spending the day after on the bog
  7. best one was pissing in my mates iron, he couldnt understand why his shirts stunk
  8. how to knock a wall down serves the prick right if you ask me
  9. I had a medium round to, well she said she was but she was more like a large
  10. local shopkeeper won £30,000, never got the money though cos they knew he was scrapping off the just the barcode bit, scanning it and putting the non winners back c*nt
  11. and cadburys were selling easter eggs before that
  12. even though i know they dont exist they still scare the shit out of me
  13. this any help. you can find the model using the or product codehow to find my desktop model number its somewhere between 5000 and 7000 range by the looks of it, the manual will be there somewhere to
  14. its obvious what it is its a wee leprechauns crock of gold
  15. seen a few ads like that on there, what i do is edit your settings to sellers in the uk and items only posted to uk, wont stop it complety but does help, gets rid of all the cheap ass shitty chinese crap to
  16. he probably had trakie bottoms and a hoody on to
  17. you know i'd forgotten all about that site. dont know if its still there but they used to have a pan cam that looked out from a few points overlooking lochness, amazing scenery
  18. can you not tell what day it is by how much whiskeys left in the bottle?
  19. whats he gonna do with his own currency and stamps? open a post office there?!
  20. if the owner of the books thought feck this i aint going down they could pass all the blame on you and act dumb, not only would you be up for fraud you'd be doing a stretch for theft. bite the pillow new fish
  21. if you've googled it and cant find bugger all ditch the only suggestion i got is a system restore to a point before the update, feckin bill gates needs his bloody head updating and as for the jamesons why not, its christmas
  22. first comp sounds like a full crash, you still got the windows cd's for it? try disabling everything inside norton then restart the comp in safe mode if you can then uninstall it, thats the only way i got rid of it
  23. you put drainage holes in them pal? look nice with some ivy draped over them, good job!
  24. they could be fined for not wearing a seatbelt
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