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Greyman

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  1. Would,nt say I,m nuts or a prepper just don't like what the modern world has become and think it's time the reset button was pushed, my survival bag is exactly that, I have gone a pisser twice in the last year smashing my ankle quite badly on one occasion and dislocating my shoulder and severing a tendon on another, so my survival bag comes with me everytime I go out alone, or I could sit in moaning and growing fat like many modern folk do, also think peat for the fire is cut in blocks and dried out , don't put John innes no3 potting compost in your fire it could get messy
  2. Totally agree glory hunting thrill seeker, totally different from survival were fire shelter and water are all that's needed to get you through, I,ve never thought to myself I need to survive the night, I know the safest way is to abseil down a cliff face on a vine, he's a total prick and his names Edward not bear,
  3. I have an aptitude for it and would love to live long enough to see civilisation collapse, in that situation it is said that 90 percent of the civilised population would kill each other within a fortnight, I have a tendency to fall over quite a lot due to a neurological issue and a bit of Arthur in my spine, so I take a survival bag with me almost everywhere as I do a lot of walking on my own and need to be able to survive a night or two if I go down and am out of range, I have a space blanket, tarp, fire striker, several hundred meters of power cord, several torch,s and knives and a couple o
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    Micro penis, no friends and shit clothes I,m sensing with this one, but God does love a trier eh mate
  5. Recon I might enjoy a bit of catty sport if they come this far, used to drop starlings as a kid with a pouch full of Bb,s wrapped in bog roll, peasants shotgun
  6. Nature usually sorts out what should and should not be here maybe a population explosion of goshawks and sparrow hawks will be next
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    Tiny dicks and massive insecurity,s spring to mind, a fool and his money are easily parted
  8. Looks like the terrorist dentist strikes again
  9. Don't look like a typical fanny licker owner can't spell the make of dog, I think he may have nicked it, but i,m a suspicious type
  10. I got one today but it was a big black feral first card change for a while , i,ve caught the same one three times in two years makes me jump every time, but lots of young deer which is good and lots more fox,s than last winter
  11. Only to whack the odd coot for diving on my baits have been known to take the odd duck for the pot but not really, I always have a catty and a pocket of bearings no matter what I,m doing, all of my coats have one in the pocket, it's an opportunist weapon and you never know when an opportunity will arise,
  12. I use a catty and have carp fished since 1990 I buy around 2/3 thousand ball bearings a year never been an issue, but I have,nt downloaded a terror manual or been on holiday for 6months to Syria which is probably more likely to flag you up
  13. Unless you like going on the piss or having the put in on the beach, which is my kind of holiday
  14. Well I guess you,ll have to survive without it, boom boom I,m here all night,
  15. I still keep getting glitches since the new wonderfull upgrades to the site, or maybe it's all the porn sites you,ve been checking out after the porno thread
  16. Did you not get a tracking number ? Maybe it's held up in customs depending on what you bought I buy quite a bit of stuff from China and it can take anything from a week to a month, plus it's Christmas, any how's hope it gets sorted good luck
  17. I recon he might have been my dentist, my teeth look like a bombs gone off in me mouth
  18. In his defence, he claims to have been so pissed he was barely conscious and the mum made all the moves, but as I said a standing dick has no conscience, I nailed a married woman with kids on a regular basis when in my late teens so maybe it's genetic, but as a single bloke any holes a goal ,
  19. My son had to take a couple of free slaps from a school mate of his last year (he,s not at school now 24) but met an old mate last year went on the piss and ended up shagging his mates mum, every boys dream turned into every boys nightmare when his mate walked in to find him balls deep in his mum, he come home with a bit of a shiner and a load of strangle marks round his neck I asked what had happened and he told me the story, said he felt a bit bad and could,nt really whack his mate after what he,d just witnessed, so gave him a few freebies and got on, as they say a standing dick has no consc
  20. Don't know about that mate, I,ve killed a few off when I get the bong out at the end of the night
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