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Greyman

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  1. Greyman

    Scrap men

    I no exactly what you mean,
  2. Greyman

    Scrap men

    Sorry but I,ve walked both sides of the line and in general they are probably decent enough lads trying to feed there family,s, can you honestly say you have,nt taken something belonging to someone else even if it was only a bunny off of someone's land you had no right to be on ? It's very easy to hate on people without knowing the full story
  3. Greyman

    Scrap men

    Sorry to say but it's standard protocol for tat men, you drive around looking for things people are throwing away, if it's out the front it's on it's way to the tip and by knocking your door we are fulfilling our legal obligation of attempting to find its legal owner before we claim it, otherwise it's theft by finding, silly but true, just think of us like magpies, if it twinkles we,ll Nick it so cover it up if you want to keep it,
  4. I watched something somewhere that said it was something they evolved to do in the ice age or something simular and just never changed there diet as other food became available afterward,s ?????
  5. Greyman

    Scrap men

    I,ve done a fair few wrong things in my days but don't consider them as a build up to shagging kids, that's one hell of an assumption to make
  6. Greyman

    Scrap men

    Should,nt we find out what was taken before we hang draw and quarter them and brand everyone else as nonces, probably turn out to be a rusty wheelbarrow or something else that was destined for the dump, if it was a real crime surely it would be better showing it to the police, my mate got robbed a while back and caught the blokes face on a trail cam he gave the sd card to plod they recognised the bloke and he was nicked and all my mates gear returned withing two hours
  7. I bet there have been quite a few more late night pissed up skinny dippers, but unless you find the remains it's easier to put them down as lost presumed drowned, I believe around Pembrokeshire we have lots of sharks and it is the only place in the uk you can see turtles as well
  8. I think it was panda bears he was referring to and I agree with him as they have not evolved to live in today's world, they only have the ride one day a year and half the time she can't be arsed or has a headache and they eat one type of bamboo which has hardly any goodness in it, only thing on there side they are very easy to artificially inseminate ?
  9. True that mate, nature always works in cycles and though this year might not be good for badgers the birds are doing fantastically well due to the amounts of insects, blackbirds possibly not but next year when it's wet the worm eaters will have it bang off while the insect eaters may struggle, it's nature you would think naturalist and ecologist lee would understand how it works, maybe lee should have a look on some of my sd cards from my cameras if he thinks they are struggling, muntjacs also seem to be doing alright lots of baby,s about I assume they need a drink now and then as well, just g
  10. Funnily enough there have been great whites in the med for years but as it would be bad for tourism not often acknowledged, I think the first photographed confirmed one was only this year, trouble is thanks to Hollywood we are led to believe they will just swim around the beach,s eating swimmers, were as if the ecosystem they live in is a healthy one, they don't need to swim along the beach with there dorsal fin above the surface looking for kids on lilo,s and can live alongside us without us ever knowing, as they say truth is often stranger than fiction ??
  11. I think the medical term for that is wankers cramp and if you don't get it sorted you can go blind ?
  12. Willy warmers with faces, could be the start of something big ??
  13. He is a known alcoholic, proving even further that any eu leader is just a German puppet, it gives the appearance of democracy by changing the face of the leader every few years, after all even the idiot voting public might get a little suspicious if angle hitler kept winning the top job until she dies only to be replaced by the next German with there eye on European domination, it's f***ing crazy it's got as far as it has
  14. Just read the americans are going to fly an inflatable sadiq Kant blimp over there embassy wearing a stab vest, to represent the 1296 stabbing so far reported in London this year, hope it's not fake news
  15. Better off using eBay mate I no they charge you but you get less nutters trying to swap shit or Africans asking you to post to Uganda, have sold stuff on most public platforms but now only use eBay and PayPal for the reasons everyone is mentioning here, I was selling a transit van some years back in a free add paper and a bloke kept messaging me asking me to swap it for a fish tank, I was after a smaller van at the time and had put in the add that I'd swap for a small van of simular value but fish tank man was just relentless, I asked him if there was room for my tools and a few bags of plast
  16. Feck me, been a while mate hope alls good, been wondering what happened thought you,d gone off in pursuit of new adventures
  17. Greyman

    SPEECH

    Do what I did, write an epic speech of biblical proportions, show it to all concerned and get all there approval then just stand up and read the last sentence job done in less than 3 minutes,luckily the other dad was a comedian in his own eyes and by the time he,d finished everyone just wanted it over and for him to sit down and shut up, it was,nt until the standard let's watch the wedding video moment weeks later that anyone noticed I,d missed out nearly all my speech, I hate public speaking dont do religion and like my own company so the wedding speech was my worst nightmare in the world eve
  18. I,ve caught loads at night by just putting a landing net in the water and baiting with trout pellet or luncheon meat leave for half an hour and lift it out, depending how infested your water is a couple of dips is usually a pan full and no illegal trapping,though casting a spinner at the commercial pots and reeling them in is much quicker ?
  19. As a kid growing up before heating, when open fires and stoves were the only heat source in a house, chimney fires were common but never seemed to come to anything, a nieghbour would knock the door tell you your chimney was on fire, and you simply put your board over the fireplace to cut off the air or a small amount of water in a stove to form a steam cloud which would put it out, today people call the fire brigade who stuff a high powered hose down the chimney and flood your house with 10 00000 gallons of water leaving you with a massive mess and an expensive insurance claim,
  20. What do they asses, how you handle your tool or can you work the rod, it's only sticking a brush up a hole after all,
  21. Sadly I have to agree with the last paragraph as waters that get trapped on regularly seem to be over run were as waters left alone seem to find a balance, but I,ve ate hundreds and never thought I should seek anyone's permission to harvest a few nice meals or get a permit, are you looking at making money from it or just feeding yourself, if it's the latter just go for it, the former you will struggle to sell them without the permits good luck and enjoy
  22. Have also been done up like a kipper by the legal system and the cps, have also proved in several court cases that the police and cps have falsified evidence to get a conviction against me, they have zero interest in truth just securing convictions at all costs, you only have to look at the conviction of Barry George in the Jill dando case as an example of how far they will go, they had to justify spending 5million quid so fitted up the local retard, who had no one to protect or defend him
  23. Put a damp cloth on the scratch or grove then put a hot iron on the cloth, if it's scratched all over you will just have to sand it all and re varnish, ?
  24. It's easier to have a big pan on in our house as I never no how many will turn up, likewise the Barbie, cook for loads and if they don't turn up we can eat it tomorrow, enjoy the game
  25. My feelings exactly mate, have no team, never watch football, don't really like talking football, but the flags come out for the World Cup, euro,s and rugby six nations can't help myself, ??
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