Your first trip will probably be to dunelm home bargains and attwalls mate I’m a chuck some pants and socks in a bag and go type but the misses needed all new bedding crockery cutlery pots pans a gas Barbie dry robes self levelling ramps bla bla bla but it’s all sorted and I’m off next weekend for my third outing loving motorhoming enjoy mate
Just got back from work and my boys stood on the end of my boat within minutes he shouts he’s in so I go out and start snapping but the fish had other ideas and jumped out his arms and back in the water lol managed one snap before it launched off lucky not a biggie
I quite enjoyed rat shooting in the yard when I had hens had cctv up just flick tv across to cams any rats out go upstairs and whack them over even had the odd one with the catty then watch the re run on telly loads better than east Enders
Just prepping the bbq food for later prawns ginger garlic chilli spring onions a dose of smoked paprika and splash of soy and hoisin sauce to marinate all chopped with the angle grinder blade chopper to be joined by burgers sausages etc later
I told you before that’s rigour mortise and the reason you can’t remember is altzimers now go and turn the frying pan off before you burn the house down
Mate we are cutting down the lungs of the world at an alarming rate then believing we need to modify weather by spraying shit into the air at a cost of billions to us, just that alone should be screaming alarm bells in any thinking man’s brain