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    Pallet ?
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    Make it mate, I don’t bother plucking the petals just keep a pot full of veg oil and chuck the whole flower head in have had a load in soak since the last flowers in September will just make it as I need it could be soaking for 6months or more ?
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    Get on the dandelion cream mate rub it in my joints every night and can function without the tablets still get loads of aches and pains but the old body’s had a hard life so no complaints really, first pot of the winter almost gone ?
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    Try chicken hearts, get a massive bag from the butchers for pence and they are like little cocktail sausages when cooked taste lovely as well ?
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    My grandson is the same a girl called cloe is the only person allowed to cut his and it took a long time to get to that point i was hoping he would have enough fun cutting my hair to let his guard down and return the favour, but not a hope ?
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    Apparently he’s been doing the feed the homeless at Christmas PR stunt and has been overheard asking a tramp if he,s in business, you couldn’t find a more detached, privilidged entitled little prick if you set up a national competition, ??
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    Tell me about it I,m indoors ?????
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    I,ve got an extra roll and a can of stout just incase ?
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    Funny thing I had long curly hair when I met the misses one of my few attractive features according to her and what first attracted her , shortly after I was required to attend the local police station and stand in a line of similar looking gentleman as myself, so I went and shaved my head before I arrived, just as a precaution ?and it never grew back again to this day, ?
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    My boss owns a small local pub that his wife and daughters run, they had the local hunt set off from there one Christmas a few years ago and nearly ended up selling up, the cowardly hatred they experienced was mental weeks of vile texts the pub website bombarded and there personal social media all attacked for weeks they are young girls and a woman, ?
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    There are quite a lot of single lonely people living on the boats and on new year I will do a massive beef joint in the slow cooker loads of bread rolls get a fire pit going on the grass and invite them all out, did the same last year had 17 people out some will bring pots of roasters some alcohol and some nothing but everyone had a great night with the maddest mix of people I’ve ever seen from hells angels to drag artists and everything in between, ??
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    Merry Christmas one and all, be safe and enjoy whatever may be your dream all the very best everyone
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    Me to mate, beanie in the winter flat cap in summer shaved head since my twenty’s sorted ?
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    I,m both, men only get to borrow hair on there head for a certain length of time, after 20 ,30 ,40 years it retreats back into your head and comes out of every hole in your body, from earhole to arsehole, I now just stick a lighter up my nose and have a small controlled fire rather than try and keep pulling these inch long hairs out that appear overnight, I also find it hilarious and very pathetic when men still try to cling to a failing hairline like some old tart, I recon we have a comb over or two on here myself, mentioning no names ???
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    Two days ferrying the misses round various shops and being a monkey lighter, popped in the local slaughter house for a nice bit of rib eye steak ?
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    All may not be lost, not my first second or even top ten choice of pm but ?
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    That’s just lazy, you want her to rock back and forth on her hunch to save you putting in any work, you dirty old man ??
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    It opens your eyes to what actually goes on when we are not there have seen so many things on the trail cams it’s almost like a sport on its own, ??
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    Good little tip I use when I make them is to get a packet of ritz crackers tip into a bag and smash them to bits then use that in your coating gives a nice flavour and a good crunch ?
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    C P on tv

    Greyman replied to Dervburner's topic in General Talk

    Your starring awfully hard to be able to see that, and it’s called a mangina on a bloke girls get camel toe or moose’s hoof if she’s a biggun hope that helps out in the future but better off averting your eyes all together ??
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    I think what a tight old Cnut grandad is would be what they would take away from that experience as opposed to fond memory’s ?
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    Thing is one of the few guarantees in life is death, people that were going to die may have died a bit earlier but hey shit happens, everyday we are all a day closer to meeting socks but I,m just not willing to spend my time leading up to that day in fear, My neighbour has type one diabetes he has been told it was caused by his anthrax jab when he went into Iraq, his jab ruined his life and yours done nothing to protect you, so what’s the point of carrying on sticking more shit in you and slowly killing off your own natural immunity ?
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    Another old wives, Chinese whisper story to keep the lie going, your ambulance driver friend that you don’t really know ask,s everyone he collects what there vaccine status is and the only one dying on blue lights had a chance to tell him they were unvaccinated, there are lies and misinformation all around but these generic story’s once let loose on the public just spread without question it’s an oft used tool of those that want to control you ?????
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    Beggars can’t be choosers I,ll burn anything, I don’t have the storage space on a boat to build up big reserves but have a map in my mind of fallen trees and ones that are dead but still standing so once a week I collect a weeks worth carry a chainsaw in the van everywhere and grab what I can, have even coned a road off before now put the high viz on and logged up fallers in the past no one bats an eyelid as long as you have cones and high viz ???
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