WILF

I was rather hoping you could imagine me something state of the art into existence mate?…….you've managed it with every f***ing thing else ! lol

Great stuff, so that’s You, me, Charlie, Grandpa Joe and five ummpa lummpas ?

No, he has invited me on the Florida extravaganza.

Can I just confirm if I’m still invited ?

How much do they pay to broom round the platform 4 hours a day ?

The builders will look after it……..and feed Falkor the dragon ! lol

Give him a chance, judging by this years expenditure he is probably busy on the phone to Fort Knox arranging for them to send him another pallet of gold ! lol

Not as fast as the imaginary Tesla I’m afraid !

He will take his imaginary coat or build an imaginary storm bunker ! lol

Can you imaginary deliver or will I have to get it imaginary collected ?……what imaginary size is it? Can you post a Google stock images of aforementioned imaginary spare ply please….

When is the imaginary fight booked for ? Have you checked if the hotel has an imaginary gym so you can keep up with your imaginary workout programme ? What about an imaginary charging port for the imaginary car when you imaginary park at the imaginary airport ? Will the imaginary builders have finished the imaginary extension by the time you wake up from this latest dream state ? Cant wait to see the Google stock images of Florida and your imaginary days out…..have an imaginary great time mate.

“Yes, Hello, Virgin airlines how may I help you ?” ”Yes, I’d like to book 8 seats to Florida please….staying for 3 weeks” Yes sir, can I take some details….your name please sir?” ”My name, of course, it’s Wonka….Willy Wonka” lol

Brilliant lads, great tales of better days…..

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