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    The "Memphis" of shooting

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  1. WILF

    Pet hates.

    In fairness to them, I was being an utter c**t on purpose ! lol
  2. WILF

    Pet hates.

    f***ing loathed students when I was late teens/early 20s……..we used to seek out student house party’s on purpose to cause carnage ! One lot called the police this one night and when they turned up I barricades myself in the khazi with a load of bottles of export and refused to come out until I’d drunk them all. The cozzers was out side saying “Come on mate, we will have to break the door in if you don’t come out” and was “Nope, f**k off, I’m not coming out until I’ve drunk all my beers and you’ve bought me a Chinese !” This went on for a while and they wasn’t very gentle wh
  3. Yeah, heavy breathing ! lol
  4. WILF

    Pet hates.

    We knew you was hard, you had to be brave to be seen out in all that marks and Spencer’s clobber…….lol They should have used that for the tourist board: “The North West……sponsored By M&S and Clarke’s shoes ! lol “
  5. WILF

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    Bravo old chap, always knew your were a noble type…..however, me and my pals was firing nuisances through windows just for the crack, friendless losers or not ! You wouldn’t have been safe, 3 lines of all that power to the people shit and you’d have been field testing the double glazing as well….and your white hat ! lol (warning, this post was said with humour….please remember not to wee yourself ! lol )
  6. WILF

    Tourettes.

    That’s brilliant !
  7. I think the point Stiff is making is that every dog is a legend until someone sticks a garden fork through its rib cage mate.
  8. WILF

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    The clues in the shirt mate, they are spurs fans…..go’s without saying they are just cringeworthy pricks ! lol
  9. WILF

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    That will never not be good ! lol
  10. Fair but imho mate, most ordinary people ain’t got the time or don’t have the knowledge or both to put into creating a top class man work dog that is fit to be around people and will really do a number on a potential attacker…..it’s a job in itself, everything else is just halfway there at best. As I say, jmho.
  11. I know I will get the onslaught of “I had X dangerous type of dog that would rip a man to shreds but my kids slept in the cot with it” type responses but I just think it’s ludicrous to think any dog that you would want for man work and that had a man aggressive side is also the dog to lay next to your 3 year old on the sofa !…….may as well leave a loaded gun laying around ! There’s a massive difference between the part feral scrapyard dog to the family pet……I have no doubt I wouldn’t get out the car on yards of sporting or half feral scrapyard type scenario dogs…….but that ain’t what
  12. WILF

    Pet hates.

    Here, I’ll make your toes curl…..have some of this ! lol These bunch of pricks are a gift that keeps giving ! lol
  13. Neville’s career is built on people looking at him, stop looking at him and let the people who employ him do the rest……just don’t watch him again, ever, at anything. Its not much but it’s what you can do.
  14. The best old fashioned remedy in the world is the phrase “Get on with it !” It will literally cure anything !
  15. WILF

    Pet hates.

    White blokes that want to talk like wogs……f***ing does me in…..innit! lol
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