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Bet that still looks a mess on your forehead....

You are not a descendant, you are the missing link.

Seen something it's true lol Again shown steds and overdoing itv you die before you would if you chilled hit the ale and drugs Ozzie had a better life style then hulk

Of Pedigree Unknown and A Weasle in my Meatsafe are/were the 'go too' Drabble books imo. Rebecca the Lurcher by Andrew Simpson is also an enjoyable, nostalgic read.

great stuff,be good to meet you wvm

See , I could tolerate that type of immigrant . Yes he's a bit of a comedy migrant I'll admit , but he's the type that would try to fit in. I couldn't give a rats ass what colour your skin is , but if you come to England, then behave like a decent English man. Don't bring your dirty , african or Asian shitty habits with you , and then try to force me into your ways.

Agreed on both points there Scottie ….. fecking windmills no many hilltops you can’t see them from around here …. You watched Taylor Sheridan’s Landsman? No sure I’m tech savvy enough to post the clip when he’s telling the young lawyer how “green” they aren’t!

Has black neck been blocked from slack grannies?

Hang on..... You can't have a wank without showing ya face and numbers? I can get bum sex here with an ahem for a tenner, no questions asked next door to Camp Nou lol Jesus Christ, wtaf has happened to Blighty? A man (or lady, I like these ones) can't wank without throwing his/her passport and face upfront? I've been away a while, do you want me to come back and sort it?

I lost my phone walking the dog and then found it after an hour of bollocks! I'm not down with God etc..... f**k off

This is the truth,factual an verified,we are NOT decendant of primates

The African people are decendants of ham,noahs son,ham means burnt or dark etc in aramaic etc We didn't evolve from primates mush

It definitely has not been proven to be africa mush

f****n glaswegians with their f****n come back lines.

Poor dog, traipsed about the boozers with some ole geezer on the perv haha

You can always rely on the jocks for a come back line. I was enjoying the sunshine in a pub garden today and baby sitting the wife's whippet. People come up all the time to stroke the dog . Question: Is it a whippet? No! I bought it. No response. Question: Is it an Italian Greyhound? Bonjourno. Parli Italiano? It's not answering .I dont think so mate. Oh. Question: From two glaswegians. That a whippet pal?" No it's a lab but I never feed it. Answer. Roars of laughter and " away and boil yer head, yer daft bastart" At least the

Which ones are they, mate? I've read a few of them, years ago. Looked online yesterday, and didn't realise he'd written so many!! Forgot to say, it's been that long since I read them, only 'of pedigree unknown' was the one I remembered.

Both main Drabble books are well worth a read. No idea bout them pups, but they look in decent nick...

Canadian goose is fkin rank

You took that too far mate, shame on you haha

Try this mask...

Wasn't sure if it was supposed to be some sort of teleport thing

Good advice will always be good advice haha