dave88 1,565 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, stop.end said: Lol...dave 88.. ooohh you have hurt my feelings... Not trying to hurt ya feelings snowflake...just calling it as I see it...every comment from you is painful to f***ing read Edited March 13, 2018 by dave88 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 If you have to pick one day of the year for a steak and a nosh you wanna get yerself a proper woman! Steak and BJ when I want here ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, JDHUNTING said: If you have to pick one day of the year for a steak and a nosh you wanna get yerself a proper woman! Steak and BJ when I want here ? No one gets blowjobs when they want...I call bullshit lol. I put 'blowjob' on my Xmas list and still didn't get one haha 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 3 hours ago, walshie said: My mrs told me that was 29th February. Mine said it was 32nd of octvember 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, dave88 said: No one gets blowjobs when they want...I call bullshit lol. I put 'blowjob' on my Xmas list and still didn't get one haha lol your right to be fair but I defo wouldn't be waring once a feckin year! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: Iv just told missus what day it is tomorrow, ? think I said summat wrong ? never mind, I suppose a mistake an a pokey bum wank will have to do?? Chokey pokey bum wanks are better...adds a bit more excitement 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted March 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Iv just told missus what day it is tomorrow, ? think I said summat wrong ? never mind, I suppose a mistake an a pokey bum wank will have to do?? You know you've got a good 'un if she'll do that for you ....... Just make sure she cooks your steak first Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 27 minutes ago, stop.end said: Lmao...just as I thought a fckin clown. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 I've never heard of this before, but I'm really looking forward to tomorrow............... .............I like a nice bit of steak ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 Peterhunters gonna have sore lips tommorow 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 35 minutes ago, dave88 said: No one gets blowjobs when they want...I call bullshit lol. I put 'blowjob' on my Xmas list and still didn't get one haha Yeah normally she wants something ,bought something or done something ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Ahhh the bank a blow jobs? the reason I always working an never got a penny ? I cash it in quick before she either forgets/denies it or something goes wrong ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackdog92 2,047 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, waltjnr said: Do the whole family take part? Yes, seen as it’s only me and the missus... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 Just shown the Mrs this she said the only blow I will get is a right hook and I'm better keeping the steak for my eye 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 One would think that they would be grateful for the opportunity to get a bit of meat in their mouth. But it could be a bit gristly.??. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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