abarrett

Don’t know if it’s on Netflix but tin star is a good watch

I did the opposite I worked in butchers shops for 15 years then left and started pest control butchers shops are 6 days a week long hours and loads of paperwork to keep on top of eho inspections weights and measures trading standards coshh temperature control sheets delivery temperature sheets traceability with everything you touch that’s without the raw- cooked - frozen - selling and handling nightmares then there’s the profits and loss if you don’t sell a cut of meat it only moves down the chain eventually ending frozen or minced or in the pet food bag

Cheap mouth wash gets the stink out of by boots It kills the bacteria that causes the smell Try spraying the coat with mouth wash Might work

Save your money up Have both your bottom ribs removed Have as many as you want

Drop them down your local barbers or any where there's a waiting room

Must be posh up your end That's just a few rolls of turf fell of some ald fellas barrow It ain't fly tipping unless there's at least 2 fridges a dozen old tyres And enough conifer tops to build a grand national fence

Would cow hoofs work or rams horn Try the local slaughterhouse Much as you want from there

I learned today that if a bloke knocks your door and says Do you want your shed re-tard Don't say no because I did and when I went out an hour later he'd taken it

I had a quid on him catching a round before the Election Day I'd have another quid that if he does cop for one the discription of the shooter will be Man wearing a very large brimmed hat a poncho thick moustache smoking a cigar escaped on a donkey

Next time you see her tell her you've been bit on the bell end by a poisonous snake And if the venom isn't sucked out in the next 5 minutes you will die If she says it's been nice knowing you go back to the hand manuals in the tardis and forget her

Farted on the bus today 4 people turned round I felt just like I was on the voice

Can anyone else suck their own dick

We go to a little restaurant in San javier called el senoria The coit de boufe is simply called ox chop its cooked on a grill Best thing I've ever eaten the bone looks like a Bombay shite hawk has been on it when I'm done It comes as a per person dish you don't need much with it 29th November the next ones going in Back on the turkey theme Not sure what they go for but I've got 500+ to dress for a local farmer He puts his casualties ( bit of a tear or a bruise) in to penkridge market they go for a lot less money They might be worth a look

They should do a Saturday episode The pub full of lads watching the football getting proper pissed Eating cheese n onion cobs And scratching Talking shite and having a bet Then they could have He said he loved me episode on Monday