What's cooking?

[waltjnr 8,208]

30 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Looks like apple sauce, to me.

Mustard is a lot yellower.

You 2 get your condiments in a satchet,ketchup, or bbq, apple and mustard where have you heard about these Michelin * sauces ?? 

[Bangersanmash 5,524]

49 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Looks like apple sauce, to me.

Mustard is a lot yellower.

Mustard meaning looks bang on , nice grub lol. But I think you knew that anyway.  

[shaaark 11,519]

14 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Mustard meaning looks bang on , nice grub lol. But I think you knew that anyway.  

Correct, bangers, just being a tad jovial.

[shaaark 11,519]

30 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

You 2 get your condiments in a satchet,ketchup, or bbq, apple and mustard where have you heard about these Michelin * sauces ?? 

Sachet? Sachet?!

Get most of my condiments in jars or bottles.

 

[ditchman 3,618]

12 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Sachet? Sachet?!

Get most of my condiments in jars or bottles.

 

David Sachet ...aint he an actor...

[Borr 8,159]

Some cheap lamb ribs about to come off...

[jeemes 5,306]

1 hour ago, Bangersanmash said:

Homemade crumble the wife made. With oats in the crumble to combined the mixture together. Brilliant way this for crumble. With a sprinkle of caster sugar on top. Happy Happy Happy. 

That looks spot on, you cant beat a nice crumble with fresh cream or custard.

[ditchman 3,618]

5 hours ago, ditchman said:

simple old skool

pork was melt in yer mouff...covered in English herbs and served up with Bramly apple sauce...

ive had loads of complaints about this dish on "another site"......they say its all undercooked.......it was cooked at 210degs for 30 mins...the bellypork was close together so it didnt dry out.........

"they" are a load of moaning old bitches.....unlike the discering gentleman on this site

[shaaark 11,519]

6 minutes ago, ditchman said:

David Sachet ...aint he an actor...

Dunno, but rumour has it that mackem, off this site, often walks around london with a sachet, after having one of his regular pedicures.

Maybe just rumours, though.

 

[ditchman 3,618]

1 minute ago, shaaark said:

Dunno, but rumour has it that mackem, off this site, often walks around london with a sachet, after having one of his regular pedicures.

Maybe just rumours, though.

 

cuttin a few lines eh !................beats my Old Holborne roll up

do you know that Golden Virginia tobacco is now slighty more expensive /gramme...than bullion silver....

check the spot prices on google....gobmacking

[mel b 3,939]

7 hours ago, ditchman said:

ive had loads of complaints about this dish on "another site"......they say its all undercooked.......it was cooked at 210degs for 30 mins...the bellypork was close together so it didnt dry out.........

"they" are a load of moaning old bitches.....unlike the discering gentleman on this site

If it's cooked to your taste , then that's all that matters mate.

When lins lad was working in one of the London restaurants , they used to a slow cooked belly pork recipe.  They would cook it overnight,  for 8 or 12 hours I think . 

I prefer belly pork cooked until it's like scratchings . Most people wouldn't like it so well done , but that's just my preference. 

[ditchman 3,618]

4 hours ago, mel b said:

If it's cooked to your taste , then that's all that matters mate.

When lins lad was working in one of the London restaurants , they used to a slow cooked belly pork recipe.  They would cook it overnight,  for 8 or 12 hours I think . 

I prefer belly pork cooked until it's like scratchings . Most people wouldn't like it so well done , but that's just my preference. 

youve gort teef matey......im dentally challenged

[mel b 3,939]

58 minutes ago, ditchman said:

youve gort teef matey......im dentally challenged

I'd chew it for you , then feed it to you like a baby bird .

Never let it be said that I ever turned my back on a mate in need of help .

Edited for clarity .

No I won't be tugging you off because your wrist hurts.

I fell for that one last time .

[ditchman 3,618]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

I'd chew it for you , then feed it to you like a baby bird .

Never let it be said that I ever turned my back on a mate in need of help .

Edited for clarity .

No I won't be tugging you off because your wrist hurts.

I fell for that one last time .

can you spit it up my bottom ...as it will save me swallowing it ....my little peanut puller