Greb147 6,808 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, downsouth said: Jenny and that Sykes bird both look like they could do with a few good meat puddings in em.Skinny old things Yep, they haven't aged well have they. When I was a young un I used to love pulling older birds. When you're pushing 40 though older women are now a no go. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdropper 17,092 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Surprised Kyle hasn’t had a shout from the faggots on here . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 1 hour ago, foxdropper said: What about Joanna lumley .She’s to to be worth a squirt even now . Teeth like a 40lb squirrel.. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 1 hour ago, king said: Teeth like a 40lb squirrel.. So, you reckon she resembles a BEEEAVER then?! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,895 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 2 hours ago, king said: Teeth like a 40lb squirrel.. I'd smash them down her arse hole.... Right dirty looking mare... If they old then....rip off the scabs and ride the puss Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: I'd smash them down her arse hole.... Right dirty looking mare... If they old then....rip off the scabs and ride the puss You beast. What she needs is a full out kick from a suede winkle picker straight up the pink balloon knot.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,895 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 A good straight kick up the arse and sent on her way @sid g 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,895 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 You can use your best shoes if you want 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 I've always been troubled by this. Who would you rather bang, Dot Cotton or Heather Trott. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 On 22/12/2020 at 23:25, Blackmag said: When I saw her on stage in that Basque singing as a youngster I don't care well I will leave it there Wendy james, 'I want your love' ............ OOOOFFF!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 And if my arm was forced, I suppose I'd also buy Nina Miranda, lead singer out of 'smoke city', a shandy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Daisy duke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdropper 17,092 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 48 minutes ago, Greb147 said: I've always been troubled by this. Who would you rather bang, Dot Cotton or Heather Trott. Ffs a sandwich of course fussy c**t . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 52 minutes ago, Greb147 said: I've always been troubled by this. Who would you rather bang, Dot Cotton or Heather Trott. I wouldn't say no to Margaret Rutherford, and shes dead 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 I bet your all googlin who the feks Margaret Rutherford Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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