king 11,664 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: I’m not a chip man mate I’m only a small little man What about the same size as the real tom thumb. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,137 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 44 minutes ago, king said: Wouldn't take it ratting.. You, my man, have serious problems 44 minutes ago, riohog said: thought she might have combed her hair before a photo You, my man, are just far too f****n fussy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Just now, shaaark said: You, my man, have serious problems She wouldn't be any good crawling around the slag tip with a bucket looking for bits of coal mate. There's no meat on her frame. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,505 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, king said: What about the same size as the real tom thumb. Mushroom ok then 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,137 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, king said: She wouldn't be any good crawling around the slag tip with a bucket looking for bits of coal mate. There's no meat on her frame. Looks like she has meat on her where she needs it to me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, bell said: Mushroom ok then He's looking sound.apart from the hat's a little big that's all. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,377 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, shaaark said: You, my man, have serious problems You, my man, are just far too f****n fussy I must have serious fussy f***ing problems then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,137 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 32 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Just having dinner Not being funny mate, but that isn't a meal ffs! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Just now, shaaark said: Looks like she has meat on her where she needs it to me To be honest mate.she ain't good wife material at all. Walking around the shop no bra on false tits sticking out. No good mate.. I bet she couldn't boil a fecking egg. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, shaaark said: Not being funny mate, but that isn't a meal ffs! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, king said: To be honest mate.she ain't good wife material at all. Walking around the shop no bra on false tits sticking out. No good mate.. I bet she couldn't boil a fecking egg. No bra is the in thing deano Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,137 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, king said: To be honest mate.she ain't good wife material at all. Walking around the shop no bra on false tits sticking out. No good mate.. I bet she couldn't boil a fecking egg. Got to be honest mate, they don't look false. My mrs is of a very similar figure. And her boiling an egg, would be the VERY LAST THING ON MY MIND!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, lurcherman 887 said: No bra is the in thing deano A woman with a bit of respect for herself wouldn't walk around a shop like that mate. I would class her type as a slapper mate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Just now, king said: A woman with a bit of respect for herself wouldn't walk around a shop like that mate. I would class her type as a slapper mate. Maybe her c**t stinks who knows 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, shaaark said: Got to be honest mate, they don't look false. My mrs is of a very similar figure. And her boiling an egg, would be the VERY LAST THING ON MY MIND!! Go and do a 15hr shift in a dozer mate. 7am till 10pm then come home. Good grub you need after that not a gash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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