low plains drifter 11,177 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Any animal that can kill a croc with one bite to the head is to be avoided at all costs even by the most experienced cat wrangler Read between the lines man it's only Big Mo and Dot Cotton he's rolling with Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 End of the day.. to play with cougars ya gotta be a bit rough with em Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Billy b 826 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 That man should brag when he has subsued a grizzly bear with Brazilian jiu jitsu like I did in the Canadian wilderness a few year back 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 4 hours ago, gnasher16 said: I agree its all about body position,normally once ive got one in side control i can usually flip my leg over and drive my hips through then once you,ve taken the back you just have to wrap the neck up without catching your elbows on the front claws.....then its just a matter of waiting it out. I was never trained in martial arts so I don't complicate it. I just lie on my back looking vulnerable and all big cats attack with both front feet at the exact same time so I just bury both my heels in both armpits at the same time to hold him up then give them a slap on the arse with my right hand. They look around ever time the silly c**ts which exposes the side vein in their neck. I just grab that and squeeze. They soon fade away. Don't get me wrong it's not easy do but I'm ambidextrous so the cat thinks I'm right handed and he thinks he has it covered but the look on his face is priceless when that left hand comes in and nails that pulsating vein with the same power as the right. They are usually dead before they release the mistake. I wouldn't recommend doing this unless your left hand can match your right but it works for me. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,275 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, jiggy said: I was never trained in martial arts so I don't complicate it. I just lie on my back looking vulnerable and all big cats attack with both front feet at the exact same time so I just bury both my heels in both armpits at the same time to hold him up then give them a slap on the arse with my right hand. They look around ever time the silly c**ts which exposes the side vein in their neck. I just grab that and squeeze. They soon fade away. Don't get me wrong it's not easy do but I'm ambidextrous so the cat thinks I'm right handed and he thinks he has it covered but the look on his face is priceless when that left hand comes in and nails that pulsating vein with the same power as the right. They are usually dead before they release the mistake. I wouldn't recommend doing this unless your left hand can match your right but it works for me. Lolol beezer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Billy b 826 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 32 minutes ago, Bundy89 said: Khabib trains with Brown Bears, he has to promise not to kill anyone when he signs the contract. F**cking unreal grappler that Khabib he'd tie you in knots 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,386 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, jiggy said: I was never trained in martial arts so I don't complicate it. I just lie on my back looking vulnerable and all big cats attack with both front feet at the exact same time so I just bury both my heels in both armpits at the same time to hold him up then give them a slap on the arse with my right hand. They look around ever time the silly c**ts which exposes the side vein in their neck. I just grab that and squeeze. They soon fade away. Don't get me wrong it's not easy do but I'm ambidextrous so the cat thinks I'm right handed and he thinks he has it covered but the look on his face is priceless when that left hand comes in and nails that pulsating vein with the same power as the right. They are usually dead before they release the mistake. I wouldn't recommend doing this unless your left hand can match your right but it works for me. No you are just being silly now.....being ambidextrous has nothing to do with physical strength......idiot ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Fukc me it’s like listening to the women’s institute ... leopards pumas jaguars ... that’s what you start out on when your a tank novice and a little bit fearful of getting a scratch ... until you’ve wrestled with a Siberian tiger and got it to tap out you’ve not lived ...... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, socks said: Fukc me it’s like listening to the women’s institute ... leopards pumas jaguars ... that’s what you start out on when your a tank novice and a little bit fearful of getting a scratch ... until you’ve wrestled with a Siberian tiger and got it to tap out you’ve not lived ...... What about a great white Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,386 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: What about a great white oi mate dont go turning this into a silly thread.....how can you have a fight with a shark they live in the sea......idiot ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,517 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 19:47, mackem said: The cougar was a juvenile male weighing 36kg,bit him on the face and hands. Carl akeley story. http://mentalfloss.com/article/80239/time-carl-akeley-killed-leopard-his-bare-hands That's a great story, cheers for sharing...I'm gonna try and find his book Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On netflix theirs a little series 'Animal Intervention'. Basically doogooders going around private collections of exotics, trying to get them to hand over to bigger 'rescues'. Land of the free.., some of the beasts they have! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,517 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Poofs.....it's all about the honey badger.... leave the gays to there cats, once you've had a roll around with a honey badger you are the daddy... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Billy b 826 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, NEWKID said: Poofs.....it's all about the honey badger.... leave the gays to there cats, once you've had a roll around with a honey badger you are the daddy... Honey badgers, I've sh*t em...I've dodged vicious koalas leaping at me from trees whilst tussling with wildebeest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,275 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Jeremy corbynlid beats yas all, he shagged Diane fatbott and came out alive 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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