Old man's clothes

[king 11,664]

Just now, Daniel cain said:

beetle crushers

Feck it can't get that bad can it 

[king 11,664]

And at what age do you start sporting the light brown cardigan while shuffling through the tool isle of lidls.

[king 11,664]

Just now, Rusty_terrier said:

Need to get yerself a pair of neon yellow trainers lads.

My lad gptnike this and that and I keep thinking I would look a right twat cruising around in that clobber.

I find myself noticing people on t.v. with zero wrinkles and thinking what the feck is happening to my face lol.

And I'm studying there heads and yes not a faint hint of a wrinkle on there foreheads or the crow feet each side of there eyes.

[Meece 1,957]

Father in law was a beige socks and jesus sandles in the summer, and cardigans.  Dunno its a mind thing. There's a  bloke down the road who is around 60 but he has looked like this since he was 15. Flat cap, baggy trousers and a fag hanging out of the corner of his mouth. this blokes partner is a woman who has a face like a smacked rear. Allegedly she is a phone girly like on babestation.  Blokes ring up and think that they are talking things with a right dolly bird and  unbeknown to them they're talking to waynetta down the road!  . It takes all sorts.

[forest of dean redneck 11,190]

I got the flat cap

[Chaff 3,414]

A sure sign your ready when your ear and nose hair start growing at 6 times the rate of your Barnet and that's the outside of your ears and nose

[low plains drifter 9,463]

2 hours ago, Councilestatekid said:

I've worn flat caps since I was a kid but not at the cords or turtle neck stage yet. but on the other end of the scale what the fecks the crack with white socks and flip flops or sliders whatever they call them.

Crocs  

[Dinosaurs 2,008]

2 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

beetle crushers

Is this you D C ???atb

[walshie 2,804]

33 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Crocs  

Crocs have holes in them to let the last of your dignity drain out. 

[Blackbriar 8,568]

All his happens at around the same time you start  having to sitdown to put your trousers on !

When you look at a pair of elasticated trousers and think "Ooh, they look comfy". But, of course, you need a baggy old cardie to complete the ensemble !

[talt 878]

When you are watching a porn film and you find yourself thinking " hmmm, that bed looks comfy " and when you can sit on your own balls.

[Arry 18,594]

Think is starts when your inside leg is smaller than your waste. Lol.

Cheers Arry 

[walshie 2,804]

On 02/02/2019 at 00:31, Blackbriar said:

All his happens at around the same time you start  having to sitdown to put your trousers on !

When you look at a pair of elasticated trousers and think "Ooh, they look comfy". But, of course, you need a baggy old cardie to complete the ensemble !

Or when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and you wonder if there's anything else you can do while you're down there to save bending twice.  So someone told me. 

[king 11,664]

7 minutes ago, walshie said:

Or when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and you wonder if there's anything else you can do while you're down there to save bending twice.  So someone told me. 

What like fart 

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

I dont trust anyone who wears corduroy trousers